Non Veg Jokes - Santa Ki Buri Halat Ka Reason

Non Veg Jokes - Santa Ki Buri Halat Ka Reason

Santa Ki Buri Halat Ka Reason

Posted: 27 Nov 2014 11:48 AM PST

Santa Badi Buri Halat Mein Ghar Aya

Sab Ne Pucha: “Kya Hua?”

Santa: “Mandi Mein Anaaj Bech Raha Thha Ye Kah Ke Gehoon-Le-Lo”

Gharwale: “Fir?”

Santa: “Sab Ne Samjha Gay-Hun-Le-Lo, Aur Unhone Meri Mill Ke Li“

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Iska Khatna Kar Do

Posted: 27 Nov 2014 05:41 AM PST

Pakistan Mein Ek Maa Apne Bache Ko Le Kar Doctor Ke Pass Jaati Hai

Maa: “Dr. Saab Iska Khatna (Circumcision) Kar Do”

Dr: “200, Rs Lagenge”

Maa: “Itne Se Kaam Ki Itni Jyada Fees”

Dr: “Ye 500 Rs Lo Aur Mera Sirf Haath Mein Hi Pakad Lo”

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Baba Saxidas Ka Ladkiyo Ke Bare Mein Gayan

Posted: 26 Nov 2014 11:40 PM PST

Koi Bhi Kunwari Ladki Savecha Se Apni Choot Nahi Deti, Usko Majbur Kar Diya Jata Hai, Chahe Pyar Ka Natak Karke Karo Ya Usko Koi Aur Lalach Dekar.

Aurto Ke Liye Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Ek Mahan Naara, Tum Mujhe Choot Do Main Tumhe Bacha Dunga, Par Hairani Is Bat Ki Hai India Ki Aurte Fir Bhi Jagruk Nahi Hai Aur Bache Ke Liye Tadpati Hai.

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I’m Sexually Harassed

Posted: 26 Nov 2014 05:38 PM PST

Girl: “I’m Sexually Harassed”

Boss: “How ?”

Girl: “This Man Everyday Comes And Say Your Hair Smells Nice”

Boss: “Whats The Problem In That?”

Girl: “He Is Only 3 Feet Tall“

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