Non Veg Jokes - Bhoot Ko Kaisi Bagaya Jaye

Non Veg Jokes - Bhoot Ko Kaisi Bagaya Jaye

Bhoot Ko Kaisi Bagaya Jaye

Posted: 26 Nov 2014 11:34 AM PST

Santa Honeymoon Par Gaya Abhi Maza Aana Shuru Ho Hi Raha Thha Ke Santa Ke Kamre Mein Bhoot Aaya.

Bhoot To Santa: “Mein Tujhe Lene Aaya Hoon”

Santa Usko Talne Ke Liye Bola: “Kal Aana Abhi Mein Busy Hoon”

Bhoot: “Ha Ha Ha Bhoot Kabhi Kisi Ka Intezaar Nahi Karte”

Santa: “Hmm, Ek Kaam Kar Pehle Jaa Ke Samundar Mein Machili Gin Kar Aa”

Bhoot Gaya Aur 5 Seconds Mein Vapis Aa Gaya

Bhoot: “Ho Gaya”

Santa: “Jaa Ke Taare Gin Kar Aa”

Bhoot: “Ye Bhi Ho Gaya”

Ab Bechara Santa Musibat Mein Fass Gaya

Santa Ki Patni Ye Sab Dekh Rahi Thhi, Usne Kuch Socha Aur Boli

Patni: “Aap Ruke, Mein Bhoot Ko Bejthi Hoon”

Usne Bhoot Ko Side Mein Lejake Najane Kya Kaha Ki Bhoot Fir Vapis Nahi Aya

Santa Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Us Se Puucha

Santa: “Yaar Subhe Ho Gayi Par Bhoot Abhi Tak Aya Nahi, Kahan Beja Hai Use”

Patni Muskurati Hue Boli: “Bhoot Ko Choot Ka Baal Sida Karne Ko Diya“

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Ameer Ban Ne Ki Kitaab

Posted: 26 Nov 2014 05:31 AM PST

Santa Ne Apni Bevkoofiyo Ki Vajah Se Sara Paisa Ujaad Diya Thha

Ab Bechare Ke Pass Pese Nahi Bache Thhe Aur Vo Koi Jugad Soch Raha Tha Ki Kahi Se Paisi Mil Jaye

Ese Hi Raste Mein Jate Hue Use Ek Baba Mila, Usne Apni Samsya Baba Ko Batayi

Baba Bola: “Meri Teri Samsya Hal Kar Sakta Hun”

Santa Khush Hoke: “Achha?”

Baba: “Haan, Mere Pass Ek Kitab Hai Uske Ander Ameer Hone Ke Tarike Likhe Hai, Jis Se Tum 5 Dino Mein Ameer Ban Jaoge”

Santa: “Baba Mujhe Vo Kitab Dijiye Na”

Baba: “Bachha Us Kitab Ki Keemat 5000 Rs Hai”

Ab Bechare Santa Ke Pass Paisi Nahi Thhe Fir Bhi Usne Baba Ko Kaha

Santa: “Baba Aap 10 Minutes Rukiye Mein Abhi Paisi Leke Aata Hun”

Santa Ne Apne Sare Dosto Ko Bola Aur Kisi Tarha Se Paisi Ikathe Kiye Aur Baba Ke Pass Aa Gaya

Santa: “Lo Baba, Main 5000 Rs Le Aaya Hun”

Baba: “Beta Le Kitab, Par Meri Ek Sharat Hai Is Kitab Ka Akhiri Page Puri Kitab Pade Bina Nahi Kholna”

Santa Hairani Se: “Kyu Baba?”

Baba: “Bachha Bola Na, Agar Tune Pahle Page Khol Liya To Teri Gaand Fatt Jayegi”

Santa Ne Kaha Chalo Thik Hai Nahi Kholta.

Ghar Aake Usne Kitab Padni Shuru Kar Di.

Par Jaisi Ki Aap Jaante Hai Ki Santa Ki Gaand Mein Khujli Hai, Usne Thodi Si Kitab Padne Ke Baad Socha Ki Akhiri Page Khol Hi Leta Hun

Aur Esa Sochte Hue Usne Akhiri Ka Page Khol Liya

Aur Dosto Santa Ki Gaand Vakiye Mein Fatt Gayi

Kyunki…..

Us Kitab Ka Keemat 15 Rs Thhi..

To Ye Thha Ameer Ban Ne Ka Tarika, Par Santa Ka Nahi Baba Ka

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes

Yaar Bass Bhi Karo Ab Bahut Der Ho Gayi Karte Karte

Posted: 25 Nov 2014 11:26 PM PST

Girl To Boyfriend Se

“Ab Yaar Bas Bhi Karo Raat 12 Baje Se Kar Rahe Ho Aur Subha Ke 6 Bajj Chuke Hai, Tum Thakke Nahi Kya”

Boy : “Abhi To Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai Ye Ab To Din Rat Kiya Karunga Main Kyunki Mere 3000 SMS Free Hai“

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Doctor Ki Advice Soch Samajh Kar Lo

Posted: 25 Nov 2014 05:24 PM PST

Jale Hue Boobs Lekar Savita Hospital Me Admit Hui

Doctor Aya Aur Usne Ye Sab Dekha To Hairani Se Bola

Dr: “Tumhare Boobs Kaisi Jal Gaye?”

Savita Rote Hue: “Apne Hi To Kaha Tha, Bacche Ko Dudh Pilane Se Pehle Nipple Ubal Lena“

Must Read Doctor Jokes

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