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- Sharaab Pee Kar Kabhi Movie Dekhne Na Jaao
- No More Child, A Great Solution
- Puncture Wale Da Viyah
- Ladki Ke Naaz Aur Andaaz Par Shayari
- Aap Yahan Per Cigarette Nahi Pee Sakte
| Sharaab Pee Kar Kabhi Movie Dekhne Na Jaao Posted: 19 Nov 2014 10:01 AM PST Santa Sharab Pee Kar P.V.R Mein Apni Girlfriend Ke Sath Movie Dekh Raha Tha, Achaanak Se Pata Nahi Kya Hua, Santa Ekdam Se Chilla Kar Bola Santa: “Mera Lund Kahan Gaya, Mera Lund Kaha Gaya???” Ladki Santa Ke Kaan Mein Dheere Se Boli: “Chup Hoja Saale Kyu Shor Macha Raha Hai, Tera Hath Meri Panty Mein Hai“ Must Read Santa Banta Jokes
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| No More Child, A Great Solution Posted: 19 Nov 2014 03:36 AM PST After Having Their 11th Child, A Couple Decided 11 Was Enough, As They Could Not Afford A Larger Bed. So The Husband Went To His Veterinarian And Told Him That He And His Cousin Didn’t Want To Have Any More Children. The Doctor Told Him That There Was A Procedure Called A Vasectomy That Could Fix The Problem But That It Was Expensive. A Less Costly Alternative, Said The Doctor, Was To Go Home, “Get A Cherry Bomb, Light It, Put It In An Empty Beer Can, Then Hold The Can Up To His Ear And Count To 10.” The Redneck Said To The Doctor, “I May Not Be The Smartest Man In The World, But I Don’t See How Putting Cherry Bomb In A Beer Can Next To My Ear Is Going To Help Me.” “Trust Me” Said The Doctor. So The Man Went Home, Lit A Cherry Bomb And Put It In A Beer Can. He Held The Can Up To His Ear And Began To Count: “1” “2” “3” “4” “5” ……. At Which Point He Paused, Placed The Beer Can Between His Legs, And Resumed Counting On His Other Hand. Must Read Doctor Jokes
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| Posted: 19 Nov 2014 03:36 AM PST Ek Wari Ek Puncture Laan Wale Da Viyah Hoya. 1st Night Te Usne Biwi Nu Nanga Karke Pani De Tapp Vich Bitha Ditta. Biwi Ne Puchhya Ki Eh Ki Karde Paye Ho Ji Usne Jawab Ditta: “Yaaran Nu Taan Mori Paani Wich Hi Labdi Hai” Translated In Hindi Ek Bari Ek Tyres Puncture Lagane Wale Ki Shadi Hui 1st Night Pe Usne Apni Biwi Ko Nanga Karke Pani Ke Tub Mein Bitha Diya Biwi Ne Pucha: “Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho Ji?” Vo Bola: “Yaar Hume To Mori Sirf Paani Mein Hi Milti Hai” Mori = Hole Must Read Double Meaning Jokes
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| Ladki Ke Naaz Aur Andaaz Par Shayari Posted: 18 Nov 2014 09:34 PM PST Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab Ka Mehfil Mein Ladki Ke Uper Sunaya Gaya Ek Sher. Har Panty Ki Khushbhu Ka Ek Raaz Hota Hai, Ladki Ki Bra Ko Utarne Ka Ek Andaaz Hota Hai, Jab Tak Thokar Na Lage Kisi Ke Lund Ki, Har Ladki Ko Apni Choot Par Naaz Hota Hai. Must Read Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab
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| Aap Yahan Per Cigarette Nahi Pee Sakte Posted: 18 Nov 2014 03:30 PM PST Shop Mein Ek Sales Girl Ne Ek Customer Ko Cigarette Peete Dekha To Bola “Sorry Sir, Aap Yahan Per Cigarette Nahi Pee Sakte” Costomer Ne Bade Pyaar Se Bola: “Ye Cigarette Meine Apki Shop Se Hi Kharidi Hai” Sales: “Hum To Condom Bhi Bechte Hai” Lekin Iska Yeh Matlab Thodi Hai Ki Aap Yahan Par Sex Karna Shuru Kar Do“ Must Read Hindi Jokes
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