Non Veg Jokes - Tu Jo Nahi Hai To Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai

Non Veg Jokes - Tu Jo Nahi Hai To Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai


Tu Jo Nahi Hai To Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai

Posted: 15 Nov 2014 08:34 AM PST

Pyar Nahi To College Bekar,

Love Affair Nahi To Life Bekar,

Sapne Nahi To Raat Bekar

Aur Tujh Jaisa Dost Nahi To Mera Hathiyar Bekar

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Girlfriend’s Sweet Message

Posted: 15 Nov 2014 02:31 AM PST

Ek Girl Friend Ka Apne Boyfriend Ko Bheja Gaya Ek Sweet Sa Message

Ho Gayi Hai Ab Night, Band Kar De Tu Sari Light,

Lund Kar Le Tu Tight, Fuddi Se Shuru Kar Ab Fight

Nikal De White White, Tatte Ho Jayenge Tere Light

You Will Feel Alright, Sweet Dreams & Good Night

Kyu Dosto Kya Soch Rahe Ho Ki Esi Girlfriend Tumhe Kyu Na Milli? .. Chinta Na Karo Baba Saxidas Ke Ashirwad Se Jaldi Hi Mil Jayegi

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Ultimate Example Of Re-Cycling?

Posted: 14 Nov 2014 08:29 PM PST

A Business Man Giving Used Condom To His Son To Use As Balloon

After Bursting

Giving It To His Daughter To Use As Hair Band

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This May Change Your Life

Posted: 14 Nov 2014 08:15 PM PST

A Million Dollar Advice From William Sexfear

Before Making Any Promise To A Girl, Masturbate Twice, It May Change Your Opinion.

Must Read William Sexfear Jokes

Haye Mera Deewanapan, Sex Ke Liye

Posted: 14 Nov 2014 02:27 PM PST

Dosto Aapko Yaad Hoga Ki Kuch Time Pahle Jai Aur Niraj Nam Ke 2 Gay Logo Ko Police Wale Ne Pakad Liya Thha.

Jai Ko Police Wale Ne Kisi Bat Par Gussse Mein Aakar Charge Laga Kar Jail Mein Band Kar Diya,

Jaha Uske Sath Ek Hi Kothi Mein Ek Rapist Aur Ek (Psycho) Sex Ka Pagal Banda Bhi Thhe.

Rapist Ne Psycho Ko Bola: “Agar Mujhe Yaha Billi Bhi Mil Jaye To Main Uski Itni Buri Tarha Se Gand Marunga Ki Vo Mar Jaye.”

Psycho Ye Sun Kar Bola: “Aur Jab Vo Billi Mar Jayegi To Main Uski Tab Tak Gand Marta Rahunga Jab Tak Main Khud Nahi Mar Jaata

Kone Mein Khada Jai Ye Sab Sun Raha Tha, Dheere Se Bola: “Meaow

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Bhaag D.K. Bhaag

Posted: 14 Nov 2014 08:24 AM PST

Ek Ladke Ka Naam Deepak Kumar Tha. Is Liye Sab Use D.K. Keh Kar Bulate The.

Ek Baar Usne Apne School Ki Race Mein Participate Liya.

Uske Pitaji Bhi Race Dekne Aaye The. Jaise Hi Race Shuru Hui Uske Pitaji Chilane Lage: “Bhag D.K. Bhag D.K.”

To School Ki Principal Boli: “Ye English Medium School Hai Yaha Par Sirf English Bolo

To Uske Pitaji Kuch Sochne Ke Baad Bole: “Run D.K. Run D.K. Run D.K.

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Sex Karne Ke Kitne Leti Ho?

Posted: 14 Nov 2014 02:06 AM PST

Ladka Call Girl Se: “Ek Bar Sex Karne Ke Kitne Paisi Leti Ho?

Callgirl: “Kyu Puch Raha Hai?

Ladka: “Paiso Ka Hisaab Lagana Hai

Callgirl: “50 Rs, Tere Paas Kitne Hai?

Ladka: “70 Rs Hai, Chal Aaja

Durind Sex Callgirl Ladke Ke Aand [Balls] Pakadkar Boli: “Ye Kya Hai?

Ladke Ne Kaha: “Ye Lund Ke Bhai Bandhu Hai

Callgirl: “To Inhe Bhi Andar Ghusa De Na Wo 20 Rs Ka Note Bhi De Dena

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Tab Dekh Bahaare Holi Ki – An Adult Holi Poem

Posted: 13 Nov 2014 01:57 PM PST

Hello My Friends – Wish You a Happy Holi

Lachke Shokh Kamar Patli,
Haath Chale To Joban Chhalke,
Kaafir Nain Matak Te Ho,
Tab Dekh Bahaare Holi Ki !

Nazron Ke Teer Ghaav Kare,
Gaal Per Gaal Se Waar Kare,
Labon Se Siskaari Nikalti Ho,
Tab Dekh Bahaare Holi Ki !

Uss Rang Bhari Pichkari Ko,
Angia Per Tak Kar Maari Ho,
Mummo Se Rang Dhaka Te Ho,
Tab Dekh Bahaare Holi Ki !

Uske Thirak Te Chutad Per,
Gaand Se Chipki Saree Ho,
Jaangh Se Jaangh Ragad Ti Ho,
Tab Dekh Bahaare Holi Ki !

Muhn Ko Bhar Ke Mummo Se,
Lund Hilaate Hi Choot Khile,
Jhaant Se Jhaant Takra Ti Ho,
Tab Dekh Bahaare Holi Ki !

Choot Lund Se Chudwaane Mein,
Gadrayi Jawaani Bahon Mein,
Aah.. Ufff… Kar Machal Ti Ho,
Yaar Dekh Bahaare Holi Ki !

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