Posted: 22 Sep 2014 07:27 AM PDT

Santa Ne Ladkiyo Ke College Ke Chakkar Laga Laga Aakhir Ek Ladki Pata Hi Li.

Kuch Time Dono Mein Idhar Udhar Ki Baatein Aur Dates Chalti Rahi.

Ek Din Santa Ne Usko Phone Kiya, Aur Usko Kafi Manaya Ki Aaj Raat Uske Pass Aa Ja Sex Karte Hai.

Ladki Ne Kaha Ki Thik Hai Main Aa Jaungi Tum Chemist Se Condom Le Aana.

Santa Bada Khush Hua Ki Chalo Isi Bahane Aaj Pahli Baar Choot To Milegi.

Santa Baaga Baaga Chemist Ke Pass Gaya Aur Chemist Ko Bola.

Santa: “Bhai, Ek Condoms Ka Packet Dena”

Chemist: “Konse Flovor Mein Chahiye?”

Santa Soch Mein Padd Gaya Aur Kuch Der Sochne Ke Baad Bola.

Santa: “Chole Bathure Wala De Do“

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Meri Moochon Ke Baal Kitne Hai?

Posted: 22 Sep 2014 01:17 AM PDT

Ek Baad Baadshah Akbar Ke Dimag Mein Na Jane Kya Aaya Unhone Darbaar Mein Bethe Bethe Sab Logo Se Ek Sawaal Kiya

Akbar: “Meri Moochon Ke Baal Kitne Hai?”

Sabhi Soch Mein Pad Gaye Kisi Ko Jawab Nahi Aaya Tabhi Birbal Bola,

Birbal: “4736”

Akbar: “Agar Is Se Kam Ya Jyada Hue To?”

Birbal: “Jyada Hue To Rani Ji Ke Zaanton Ke Baal Aapki Moochon Mein Fase Hoge Aur Kam Hue To Aapke Moochon Ke Baal Rani Ji Ke Zanton Mein Fase Honge“

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Kabz Hatane Ka Naya Formula

Posted: 21 Sep 2014 07:15 PM PDT

Jab Aapko Sandaas Na Aaye,

Aap Baithe Baithe Thak Jaye,

Pressure Bhi Na Ban Paye,

Yaad Karke Dekhna Hume Mere Dost

Shaayad Aapki Gand Hi Fatt Jaye

Must Read Hindi Jokes

Bachho Shor Mat Karo

Posted: 21 Sep 2014 01:15 PM PDT

4th Class Ke Bacho Ko Ek Miss Pada Rahi Thi, Par Bache Kafi Shor Macha Rahe Thhe

Tang Aakar Miss Bacho Se Boli

Miss: “Shor Mat Karo Warna Khada Kar Dungi”

Sub Bache: “Miss Pehle Mera… Pehle Mera… Pehle Mera…“

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Non Veg Jokes - Santa Ka Sex Ya Jeebh Ka Sawad

Non Veg Jokes - Santa Ka Sex Ya Jeebh Ka Sawad

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