Posted: 02 Sep 2014 08:15 AM PDT

Ek Baar Ek Jinn Ka Mood Bana Ki Aaj Chal Ke Sharab Pee Jaye.

Par Vo Janta Thha Ki Jinn Ke Roop Mein Gaya To Sab Dar Ke Baag Jayenge.

To Usne Socha Ki Insaan Ke Roop Mein Kisi Beer Bar Mein Jaa Ke Pee Leta Hun.

Bar Mein Gaya Aur Ja Ke 12 Glass Whisky Pee Li.

Bar Keeper Ne Ye Dekha To Bada Hairan Hua Aur Us Se Pucha.

Bar Keeper: “Arrey Bhai Tere Ko Chadti Nahi Kya?”

Jinn: “Abey, Main Jinn Hun”

Bar Keeper: “Lo Chadd Gayi Bahan Ke Lode Ko“

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Ladki Ki Aatmkatha, Chudne Ki

Posted: 02 Sep 2014 02:11 AM PDT

Aaye Thhe Wo Itni Der Se Ki Mera Dil Jala Diya,
Pehle Kiwad Band Kiya Fir Deepak Ko Bujha Diya,

Pehle Khel Khelne Lage Mera Seena Tatolkar,
Fir Khel Khelne Lage Apna Underwear Kholkar,

Ek Jang Si Aisi Chid Gayi Mere Palang Par,
Gole Wali Top Rakh Di Usne Meri Surang Par

Yeh Tha Sirf 9 Minute Ka Mazaa,
Ab Bhog Rahi Hu 9 Mahine Ki Saza

9 Mahine Baad Ek Aisa Hoga Visfot,
Jo Ban Jayega Desh Ke Liye Ek Or Vote

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Mast Pichvada Ladki Ka

Posted: 01 Sep 2014 09:15 PM PDT

Ladki Metro Station Se Utar Ke Ghar Ki Taraf Ja Rahi Thi To Ek Manchale Ladke Ne Chedte Hue Kaha

“Bada Hi Mast Pichvada Le Rahi Ho Jaan”

Ladki Muskurate Hue: “Bhonsdi Ke Tu Bhi Gand Marwa Le Tera Bhi Ho Jayega”

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Sardar Ji Aur Inspector

Posted: 01 Sep 2014 08:10 PM PDT

Ek Baar Santa Ko Ek Car Takkar Maar Jaati Hai. Use Kuch Log Utha Ke Pass Ke Hospital Mein Jama Karva Dete Hai

Hosh Aane Pe Ek Police Inspector Uska Byan Lene Aata Hai Aur Santa Se Puchta Hai

“Jis Car Ne Aapko Takkar Mari Uska Rang Aur Number Kya Tha??”

Santa Ne Thoda Sa Socha Aur Jawab Diya:

“Rang Or Number To Mujhe Yaad Nahi Par Us Gadi Ko Jo Madam Chala Rahi Thi,
Uski Shirt Ke Do Buttons Khule Hue Thhe,
Lal Rang Ki Bra Dikh Rahi Thi,
Boobs Shayad 36 Size Ke Thhe,
Gale Mein Sone Ka Locket Tha,
Hath Mei Cigarette Pakdi Hui Thi,
Aur Haan Sir Ji, Uske Right Wale Boobs Pe Ek Til Bhi Tha.

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