Non Veg Jokes - Jab Soyenge To Pata Chalega Na

Posted: 06 Sep 2014 09:26 AM PDT

Ek Ladki Apni Saheli Se Uski Nayi-Nayi Shaadi Ke Baad Puchti Hai.

Ladki: “Kya Tumhara Pati Sote Waqt Kharate Leta Hai?”

Saheli Sharmate Hue: “Pata Nahi Abhi To Hamari Shaadi Ko 3 Din Hi Hue Hai, Soyenge To Pata Chalega“

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» Girlfriends Ke 5 Types Hote Hai - Par Kon Kon Se, Aaj Janiye Is Joke Mein

Posted: 06 Sep 2014 03:19 AM PDT

Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Raat Ke Andhere Mein,

Jhariyo Ke Piche Chupp Ke, Daba Daba Ke,

Chuskiya Le Le Ke, Chus Chus Ke Frooti Pee Rahe Thhe

Tum Logo Ne Kya Socha Thha? Bas Vohi Kaam Bachha Hai?

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Use Of MangalaSutra & Condom

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 09:16 PM PDT

Baba Saxidas Se Unki Ek Nayi Bani Cheli Ne Puchha

Cheli: “Baba Ji, Ye Manglasutra Ka Kya Use Hai?”

Baba Ji: “Ye License Hai Kamasutra Ko Bina Condom Ke Enjoy Karne Ka”

Cheli: “Wahh Ye To Pata Hi Nahi Thha, Aur Fir Ye Condom Ka Kya Use Hai?”

Baba Ji: “Ye Ek License Hai Kamasutra To Bina Manglasutra Ke Enjoy Karne Ka.“

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Blonde Joke – What The Hell Is This

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 09:15 PM PDT

A Blonde Entered Angrily Into The Store, Slapped A Package On The Counter & Said: “What The Hell’s This?”

Clerk: “Why? Your Cat Didn’t Like Them?

Blonde Looking Embarrassed Whispered: “You Mean ‘Pussy Treats’ Is For Cats?”

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Jyada Syani Aurat Ke Sath Yahi Hota Hai

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 03:14 PM PDT

Wife Ko Yakeen Tha Ki Husband Ka Naukarani Ke Sath Nazayaz Talukaat Hai

Ek Din Usne Naukrani Ko Chupke Se Chhutti Pe Bhej Diya,

Raat Ko Pati Toilet Gaya To Wife Chup-Chap Naukarani Ke Bed Pe Let Gayi,

Aur Light Band Kar Di, Pati Khamoshi Se Kamre Mein Aaya Aue Sex Karne Lag Gaya.

Sex Ke Baad Biwi Chillate Hue Boli: “Tum Mujhe Yahaan Dekh Ke Chonk Gaye Na” Aur Ye Bolkar Light On Kar Di.

Driver Bed Se Uchalte Hue Hairani Se Bola: “Arey, Madam Aap Yahaan”

Moral: Jo Aurat Jyada Smart Banti Hai Aise Hi Chudati Hai.

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