Non Veg Jokes - Biwi Ho To Aisi, Mast Aur Bindaas

Non Veg Jokes - Biwi Ho To Aisi, Mast Aur Bindaas

Biwi Ho To Aisi, Mast Aur Bindaas

Posted: 24 Sep 2014 01:58 PM PDT

Santa Ek Baar Kapde Press Karvane Dhobi Ke Pass Gaya

To Dobhi Ki Biwi Bahar Bethi Hoti Hai Aur Ek Dum Mast Aur Chaka Chak Maal Hoti Hai

Santa Ki Usko Dekh Ke Niyat Kharab Ho Jati Hai Aur Wo Usko Bolta Hai

Santa: “100 Rs Dunga, Degi?”

Dhobi Ki Biwi Bhi Bindas Thhi, Boli..

Biwi: “500 Rs Main Tujhe Dungi, Mere Pati Ka Le Le“

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Why Do 99 percent Of Girls Have A Bigger Left Boob?

Posted: 24 Sep 2014 07:53 AM PDT

Why Do 99 percent Of Girls Have A Bigger Left Boob?

Because, 99 percent Of The Boys Are Right Handed…

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Ek Kameene Shayar Ki Aatmkatha

Posted: 24 Sep 2014 01:53 AM PDT

A Very Kamina Shayar Made It To The Marriage Party Of A Nizam's Daughter. He Was Behaving Pretty Well When Some People Asked Him To Say A Sher. These People Were Expecting Something Nice From Him,
When He Started…..

  • Sher Kahe, Shayari Kahe Ya Gaye Koi Gana
  • Sher Kahe, Shayari Kahe Ya Gaye Koi Gana
  • Teri Nani Pair Uthaye, Chode Mera Nana !


People Were Shocked To Hear This, Though This Shayar Had A Famous Background Of Telling Some Really Gandu Shayaris.
But This Being A Royal Marriage, People Requested Him To Say Something About The Wedding.
To Humare Shayar Sahab Ne Farmaya…..

  • Kya Haseen Fizzaa Hai Intazam Ki…..
  • People – Wah, Wah, Irshaad, Irshaad !!!!
  • Kya Haseen Fizzaa Hai Intazam Ki…
  • Kya Haseen Fizzaa Hai Intazam Ki…
  • Chudegi Aaj Londi Nizam Ki.

People Were Really Angry To Hear This They Started Abusing And Throwing Stones At Him. On This He Again Started…

  • Aye Dharti Ke Chaad Sitaron…..
  • Aye Dharti Ke Chaand Sitaron…
  • Maa Ke Lodo, Patthar To Na Maro

People Went Out Of Control This Time And Started Beating And Kicking Him. He Begged For Mercy But They Were Not Ready To Listen To Him, Any So He Finally Stated.

  • Gardish Main Hai Sitare, Gaand Marlo Hamari….
  • Gardish Main Hai Sitare, Gaand Marlo Hamari……
  • Jab Bahare-Chaman Main Honge, Maa Chod Denge Tumhari…

Rest Is History But The History Stayed With Him When He Grew Up.
Ab Jaahir Hai Ki Aise Chutiye Ke Prem Me Koi Padega Nahi.

To Yeh Shayar Hyderabaad Se Bombay Pyaar Ka Chakkar Chalane K Liye Aaya. Ek Usne Achchhi Ladki Ko Dekha.
Ladki Ka Dhyaan Kahi Aur Tha To Shaayar Sahaab Ne Wahi Farma Diya…..

  • Mudhkar Zara Idhar Bhi Dekh Zaalim
  • Ke Tamanna Hum Bhi Rakhte Hai,
  • Choot Tere Paas Hai To Kya…..!
  • Lund Hum Bhi Rakhte Hai.

Aapko Yakin Nahi Hoga Par Ladki Ko Yah Shayari Pasand Aa Gai Aur Use Shayar Se Pyar Karne Lag Gai.

Things Went Well For Them For Next Few Days, Lekin Woh Ladki Kuch Aage Nahi Badhne Deti Thi. To Ek Suhane Mausam Pe Humare Kamine Shayar Ne Usse Keh Hi Dala…..

  • Dil To Diya Hai Tujhe Par Ek Shart Lagayi Hai
  • Leni Hai Woh Cheez Jo Tune Tango Me Chhupayee Hai.

Aur Hua Ye Ki Ladki Ek Dam Ruth Gayi Aur Shayar Se Milna Julna Chhod Diya. To Shayar Ki Haalat Bhi Kharab Ho Gayi. Dost Log Bhi Khairiyat Puchhne Chale Aaye.

Aur Unhone Shayar Ka Halchal Pucha Aur Ek Jabardast Shayari Ke Liye Request Kiya….Shayar Phir Shuru Ho Gaya…..

  • Bedard Zamana Kya Jaane
  • Kya Cheez Judaai Hoti Hai
  • Hum Lund Pakad Kar Baithe Hai
  • Jabki Ghar Ghar Me Chudai Hoti Hai

Ye Sunkar Dost Log Hil Gaye. Koi Bola Lund Ko Sambhalo. To Koi Kaheta Hai Ki Agar Lund Ko Pakad Kar Baithoge To Mutne Kaise Jaoge?
To Shayar Bolta Hai…..

  • Koun Kaheta Hai Ki Lund Yahan Mutne Ko Aata Hai?
  • Koun Kaheta Hai Ki Lund Yahan Mutne Ko Aata Hai?
  • Are Woh To Chut Ki Yaad Me Aansu Bahane Aata Hai

Ye Sun Kar Sab Dost Log Aur Bhi Pareshaan Ho Gaye. Ek Dost Se To Ye Suna Bhi Nahi Gaya.

To Woh Dost Bolta Hai Ki Mai Kaise Bhi Karke Teri Darling Ko Waapis Bulaunga.Tere Paas Waapis Aake Tujh Pe Ek Ehsaan Karne Ki Bhikh Mangooga.

Ab Aap Log To Jaante Ho Ki Yeh Shayar Log Kitne Independant Hote Hai. To Humare Shayar Ko Ye Ehsaan Lene Wali Baat Kuch Pasand Nahi Aayi. To Woh Bola…..

  • Ehsaan Kisi Ka Kya Lena, Hum To Muth Pe Guzaara Karte Hai
  • Ehsaan Kisi Ka Kya Lena, Hum To Muth Pe Guzaara Karte Hai
  • Jab Bhi Yaad Unki Aati Hai, To Hatho Se Gujara Karte Hai

Mahebooba Kabhi Waapis Nahi Aayi. To Uski Yaad Bhula Ne K Liye Wo Shaayar Delhi Chala Gaya. Wahan Jab Qutub Minar Dekha To Bola:

  • Qutub Minar Ko Dekhkar, Shayar Ka Dimmag Dauda
  • Asmaan Ko Chodne Dharti Ne Nikala Loda

Is Par Police Ki Gaand Mein Khujli Hui To Usse Pakad Liya Gaya Aur Court Mein Pesh Kiya Gaya. Jab Judge Sahiba Ne Poocha "tumhe Kuch Kehna Hai?" To Woh Bola:

  • Aiye Sanam Utha Kalam
  • Mujhe Kasam Hai Rabki
  • Mujhe Kasam Hai Rabki
  • Maa Chod Doonga Sabki…

Uski Iss Harkat K Liye Shayar Ko Maut Ki Saja Di Gai.

Jab Use Dafnaya Gaya To Judge Sahiba Uske Kabar Par Gai.

Tabhi Usko Jordar Susu Lagi Aur Wo Uss Shayar K Kabar Par Baithke Susu Kar Di.

Judge Sahiba K Jane K Baad Is Shayar K Bhoot Ne Ek Arz Farmaya…

  • Wo Aaye Humari Kabar Par, Aur Mutt Kar Chale Gaye
  • Wo Aaye Humari Kabar Par, Aur Mutt Kar Chale Gaye
  • Mutne Ka To Bahana Tha, Woh Choot Dikhakar Chale Gaye
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Notice In A Library

Posted: 23 Sep 2014 07:49 PM PDT

Notice In A Library –  Warning, While Reading Books On Sex, Please Hold The Book With Both Hands

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Aap Mobile Kaha Rakhte Ho?

Posted: 23 Sep 2014 01:47 PM PDT

Banta Ne Naya Mobile Liya To Usne Dosto Ko Khub Sare Sms Kiye

Agle Din Usko Santa Mila Aur Gusse Se Bola.

Santa: “Oye Tune To Kal SMS Pe SMS Bhej Ke Meri Gand Hi Faad Di”

Banta: “Oh Sorry Yar, Mujhe Pata Nahi Tha Ki Tu Mobile Waha Rakhta Hai“

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