Posted: 20 Sep 2014 01:01 PM PDT

Apne Boy-Friend Ke Sath Ghumne Jane Se Pahle Maan Ne Ladki Ko Bulaya Aur Shiksa Deni Shuru Kar Di

Maan: “Beti Bach Ke Rahna, Agar Tumhara Boyfriend Bra Mein Haath Dalne Ki Koshish Kare To Kehna Ruko”

Beti: “Ok, Mummy”

Maan: “Agar Tumhari Panty Mein Haath Dalne Ki Koshish Kare To Kahna Mat Daalo Na”

Beti: “Samajh Gayi, Mummy”

Agle Din Jab Ladki Ghar Aayi To Uski Maan Ne Poocha,

Maan: “Kya Hua?”

Beti: “Maan, Usne Apna Ek Haath Meri Bra Mein Aur Doosra Panty Mein Daal Diya”

Maan: “To Tumne Kya Kaha?”

Beti: “Ruko Mat, Dalo Na”

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Ab Aap Hi Socho Bechari Ke Sath Kya Hua Hoga. Isliye Aap Log Bhi Zara Detail Mein Samjhaya Karo

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Dost Par Ek Shayari

Posted: 20 Sep 2014 06:57 AM PDT

Duniya Mein Ek Dost Mere Liye Bana Hai

Jise Maine Aapke Roop Mein Paya Hai

Tu Mere Dil Mein Aisi Samayi Hai

Jaisi 36 No. Ke Boobs Ko

Zabardasti 32 No. Ke Brazier Mein Gusaya Hai

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Please Extend My Leave

Posted: 20 Sep 2014 12:57 AM PDT

An Army Man Got Married. First Night His Wife Had Periods.

He Writes Letter To Headquarter: “Red Alert On Front Line, Please Extend My Leave”

Pathan Major Replied: “Don’t Worry, Attack From Back Side And Report Soon.“

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Madam Ji Juban Pe Kaboo Rakho

Posted: 19 Sep 2014 06:55 PM PDT

Madam Claas Mein Bachho Ko Pada Rahi Thhi

I For Ink

J For Jug

K For Kite

L For Lund

Ohh! Sorry Baccho Galti Se Muh Se Nikal Gaya.

Pappu: “Koi Baat Nahi Madam Wapas Muh Mein Le Lijiye“

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