Non Veg Jokes - Gaand Par Shayari

Posted: 01 Sep 2014 07:57 AM PDT

Chodumal Khan Saab Ka Ek Sher Arz Hai

Meri Gaand Par Main Fida,

Teri Gaand Par Tu Fida,

Meri Gaand Par Main Fida,

Teri Gaand Par Tu Fida.

Aur Jis Din Teri Gand Par Main Fida,

Us Din Beta Samajh Le Tu Chuda.

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Haq To Santa Ka Bi Banta Hai

Posted: 01 Sep 2014 01:53 AM PDT

Bomb Blast Hone Per Minister Elaan Karta Hai.

Minister: “Bomb Blast Mein Marne Waalon Ko 5 Lakh Aur Zakhmi Ko 3 Lakh Dene Ka Elan Karta Hoon”

Santa Awaz Sun Ke Bola: “Aur Jinki Damake Se Sirf Gaand Fati Unka Kya Hoga?“

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What’s That Called Grandma?

Posted: 31 Aug 2014 09:15 PM PDT

Little Johnny Was 9 Years Old And Was Staying With His Grandmother For A Few Days..

He’d Been Playing Outside With The Other Kids,

When He Came Into The House And Asked Her

“Grandma, What’s That Called When Two People Sleep In The Same Bedroom And One Is On Top Of The Other?”

She Was A Little Taken Aback, But She Decided To Tell Him The Truth.

“Well, Dear, It’s Called Sexual Intercourse.”

“Oh” Little John Said: “Ok” And Went Back Outside To Play With The Other Kids.

A Few Minutes Later He Came Back In And Said Angrily,

“Grandma, It Isn’t Called Sexual Intercourse. It’s Called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy’s Mom Wants To Talk To You”

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Life Kutte Jaisi Ho Gayi Hai

Posted: 31 Aug 2014 07:51 PM PDT

Pati Patni Mein Jagda Ho Raha Tha, Pati Gusse Mein Aakar Bola: “Shadi Ke Baad To Meri Life Kutte Ke Jaisi Ho Gayi Hai.”

Patni: “Kutte Se Kya Barabari Karte Ho, Woh Toh Ek Ghantey Tak Phasa Ke Rakhta Hai Tumhara Toh 1 Minute Mein Nikal Jata Hain….”

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Urdu Speaking Women Have Mostly Big Breasts?

Posted: 31 Aug 2014 01:46 PM PDT

Why Do The Urdu Speaking Women Have Mostly Big Breasts?

Kyunki Jab Bhi Unhe Koi Milta Hai Vo Bolti Hai: “Aa.. Daab, Aa.. Daab“

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