Non Veg Jokes - Sabse Jyada Dard Kab Hota Hai?

Non Veg Jokes - Sabse Jyada Dard Kab Hota Hai?

Sabse Jyada Dard Kab Hota Hai?

Posted: 17 Sep 2014 12:17 PM PDT

Teacher Ne Class Mein Student Se Puchha.

Teacher: “Batao Bachon Sab Se Zyada Dard Kab Hota Hai?”

Ek Ladki Uthi Aur Boli.

Ladki: “Ji Mam, Delivery Ke Waqt”

Piche Se Pappu Khada Hua Aur Huste Hue Bola.

Pappu: “Mam, Isse Kuch Nahi Pata, Issne Kabi Tatton Pe Laat Nahi Khayi Hai“

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Bechara Mobile Wala Aur Uski Suhagraat

Posted: 17 Sep 2014 06:12 AM PDT

Ek Aadmi Jiski Mobile Ki Shop Thhi Uski Shaadi Hui

Suhagrat Se Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Puchha

Dost: “Kyu Be, Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?”

Mobile Wala Udasi Se: “Kuch Mat Puucho Yaaro, Pehale 5 – 6 Baar To Mis Call Lagi, Aur Jab Sahi No. Laga To Balance Hi Khatam Ho Gaya“

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Seeti Ki Awaj Kyu Nikalti Hai

Posted: 17 Sep 2014 12:11 AM PDT

Ladka Ladki Se Puchta Hai: “Jab Tum Ladkiya Susu Karti Ho To Seeti Ki Awaj Kyu Nikalti Hai”

Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Kyunki Hamare Pass Tum Logo Ki Tarha Silencer Nahi Laga Hota Na“

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Parayi Ladkiyo Ke Liye Aisa Nahi Karna Chahiye

Posted: 16 Sep 2014 06:09 PM PDT

Ek Baar Ek Kisaan Ne Apne Dono Ladko Ki Shaadi Ek Hi Din Kar Di.

Ab Tha To Vo Gareeb Hi, Uske Pass Teen Manjli Makan Tha, Usne Chote Ladke Ko Sabse Upri Wali Manjil De Di,

Aur Bade Ko Pahli Manjil, Khud Aapni Biwi Ke Sath Nichli Majil Par Rahta Tha.

Suhag Raat Wale Din Sabse Pahle Chote Ladke Ne Thoka Thukayi Shuru Ki.

To Unki Awaaz Sun Ke Bade Bhai Ka Bhi Dil Hua To Wo Bhi Shuru Ho Gaya.

Isi Tarha Unki Awaaz Niche Aayi To Budhe Ka Bhi Dil Kar Pada Wo Bhi Shuru Ho Gaya.

Ladke Jawan The Un Dono Ne Aadhe Ghante Baad Phir Se Shift Laga Di.

Budhe Ne Bhi Dekha Dekhi Ek Baar Aur Trip Maar Li.

Ladko Ka Khoon To Abhi Bhi Garam Tha, Unhone Ek Ghante Baad Ek Shift Aur Laga Di.

Budhe Bechare Mein Itni Jaan Kaha Thi, Vo Gusse Mein Aakar Ladko Ko Niche Se Zor Se Awaj Dekar Bola.

Budha: “Kyun Parayi Ladkiyon Ke Pichhe Compition Kar Ke Aapni Maa Chudva Rahe Ho“

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