Non Veg Jokes - Dekhne Ke 20 Rs, Karne Ke 10 Rs

Non Veg Jokes - Dekhne Ke 20 Rs, Karne Ke 10 Rs

Dekhne Ke 20 Rs, Karne Ke 10 Rs

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 09:09 AM PDT

Ek Bar Santa Mele Dekhne Shehar Gaya

Waha Do Lines Lagi Thi Ek Mein Likha Tha: “Dekhne Ke 20 Rs”

Doosri Mein Likha Tha: “Karne Ke 10 Rs”

Santa 10rs De Kar Ghoos Gaya

Use Waha Ek Bakri Di Gayi Chodne Ko, Santa Ne Use Choda Aur Chala Gaya

Doosre Din Wo 20 Rs De Kar Dekhne Wali Line Mein Chala Gaya

Aage Wale Se Pooochaa: “Bhai Yaha Kya Dikhate Hain”

Aage Wala Bola: “Pata Nahi Aaj Kya Dikhayenge, Kal To Ek Sardar Ko Bakri Chodte Dikhaya Tha“

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes

Don Ko Pakadna Mushkil Hi Nahi Namumkin Hai

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 03:06 AM PDT

Ek Ladki Jo Bahut Tharki Thi, Usne Apne Samne Wale Flat Mein Ek Chote Se Bache Ko Toffe Ka Lalach Deke Apne Pass Bulaya

Toffe Deke Usne Bache Ko Kaha: “Apni Luli Nikalo”

Bacha: “Ok”

Ladki: “Ye Kya Teri Luli To Pakdi Hi Nahi Jati”

Bacha Muskurate Hue: “Don Ko Pakadna Mushkil Hi Nahi Namumkin Hai“

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Whats App Ka Use To Ye Kar Rahe Hai

Posted: 04 Sep 2014 09:15 PM PDT

Boy-Friend Ne Girl-Friend Ko Whatsapp Kiya Aur Puchha

Boyfriend: “Jaanu, Ghar Pe Akeli Ho Kya?”

Girlfriend: “Haan Bhonsdi Ke, Bhej Rahi Hoo Boobs Ki Photo.. Shanti Rakh”

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Dosto Ki Insult Shayarana Andaaz Mein

Posted: 04 Sep 2014 09:05 PM PDT

Aankhein Diwangi Mein Laga Bethe,

Dil Apna Ashiqui Mein Haar Baithe,

Aap To Awarded Gandu Nikle,

Hizde Se Bhi Apni Marwa Bethe.

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Tharki Biwi Ki Tharak Kon Bujaye

Posted: 04 Sep 2014 03:01 PM PDT

Santa Ki Nayi Nayi Shaadi Hone Ke Baad Santa Suhagraat Ke Din Jate Hi So Gaya,

Phir Dusre Din Bhi Aisa Hi Hua Aur Aisa Har Roz Hone Laga Santa Jata Aur So Jata,

Santa Ki Biwi Pareshan Ho Kar Santa Ki Maa Ke Paas Jakar Boli

Patni: “Apka Beta To Mere Sath Kuch Karta Hi Nahi Hai Majboor Ho Kar Mujhe Apko Ye Baat Batani Pad Rahi Hai”

Saas: “Tum Aaj Raat Ek Kaam Karna Apna Ek Boobs Khol Kar Let Jana”

Santa Ki Biwi Yahi Karti Hai, Santa Raat Mein Aata Hai Or Dekhte Hi Kehta Hai,

Santa: “Aray, Itna Bada Foda, Kal Jakar Is Mein Cheera Zarur Lagwa Lena”

Santa Ki Biwi Fir Santa Ki Maa Ke Pass jati Hai.

Patni: “Aapka Beta To Mere Boobs Ko Dekh Kar Ise Foda Keh Raha Hai”

Saas: “Tum Ab Ek Kaam Karna Apne Dono Boobs Khol Kar Let Jana”

Santa Raat Mein Aata Hai Or Apni Biwi Ke Boobs Dekh Kar Kehta Hai

Santa: “Aray, Kal Tak To Ek Hi Foda Tha Aaj Do-Do Ho Gaye, Kal Ja Kar Is Mein Cheera Pakka Lagwa Hi Lena”

Biwi Fir Saas Ke Paas Jakar Rone Lagi.

Saas: “Tum Ab Ek Kaam Karna Poori Nangi Hi Let Jana”

Santa Ki Biwi Yahi Karti Hai, Santa Raat Mein Aata Hai Aur Uski CHut Ko Dekh Kar Apna Matha Thok Kar Kehta Hai

Santa: “Ye Kis Maderchod Doctor Ke Paas Chali Gayi Thi Fode Kaha Hai Aur Doctor Ne Cheera Kaha Laga Diya“

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