Non Veg Jokes - Customer Se Sawal Nahi Karne Ka

Non Veg Jokes - Customer Se Sawal Nahi Karne Ka


Customer Se Sawal Nahi Karne Ka

Posted: 04 Sep 2014 08:58 AM PDT

Ladki Chemist Shop Pe Jaati Hai Aur Dukandar Ko Bolti Hai

Ladki: “Ek Condom Dena

Dukandar: “Kis Liye?

Ladki Gusse Se: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tere Baap Ko Gift Karungi, Taaki Tere Jaisa Kam Dimag Dusra Na Paida Ho

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Aur Bhi Hai Tere Alawa Yaad Karne Wale

Posted: 04 Sep 2014 02:48 AM PDT

Sex Karte Waqt Callgirl Ko Ek Hichhki Aayi, To Uper Chade Ladke Ne Puchha

Ladka: “Kya Hua?

Ladki: “Jaldi Kar Be, Bahar Aur Bhi Hain Jo Hila Hila Ke Yaad Kar Rahe Hain

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Gorillas And Men Are The Same

Posted: 03 Sep 2014 09:15 PM PDT

A Married Couple At Zoo Walks Past A Gorilla Enclosure.

Says The Woman: “Mark, Do You Know That Gorillas Are The Only Animals Which Resemble Men In Their Behaviour? Look, Seeing That No One Is Looking, I”ll Expose One Of My Breasts To It & See How Horny It Gets Just As Men Do”

Mary Then Exposes One Of Her Breasts, And, Sure Enough The Gorilla Gets Excited And Grabs The Bars Of The Enclosure As If It Wanted To Break Free.

“See,” Says The Woman,

“Now, I Know Why You React The Way You Do, Men Can”t Control Their Animal Instincts Just Like Gorillas Can”t”

Says Mark: “Now Expose Both Breasts And Let Us See What Happens”

The Woman Exposes Both Breasts To The Gorilla And It Gets Very Excited And Is Now Desperately Trying To Escape From The Enclosure.

Says Mark: “This Is Incredible, Now, Pull Your Skirt Up, Turn Around And Expose Your Bum And Let Us See What Happens”

The Woman Pulls Her Skirt Up, Turns Around With Her Bum To The Gorilla, Which By Now, Was Extremely Aroused, Breaks Free From The Enclosure, Grabs The Woman And Starts Yanking The Clothes Off Her.

The Woman Yells: “Mark, What Do I Do Now? Please, Help Me”

Mark Replies: “Now, Tell Him You Have A Headache And You Are Not In Mood, Let Us See If Gorillas And Men Are The Same”

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Ek Khas Lori Ladko Ke Liye

Posted: 03 Sep 2014 08:45 PM PDT

Aajkal Ke Ladko Ko Neend Nahi Aati, Bistar Par Karvte Badalte Rahte Hai

To Ye Ek Khas Lori Un Ladko Ke Liye

Soja Bhai Soja,

Nindiya Rani Aayegi,

Blue Film Dikhayegi,

Tujhse Kareena Aur Malika Chudwayegi,

Tujhse Dudu Dabwayegi,

Baki Kahani Subah Teri Chaddi Khud Batayegi.

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Ab Ladkiya Darpok Na Rahi

Posted: 03 Sep 2014 02:44 PM PDT

Do Ladkiyaan Aadhi Raat Ko Bazar Mein Ghum Rahi Thi.

Ek Ko Dar Lagne Laga To Usne Dusri Ko Bola: “Yaar Bada Darr Lag Raha Hai

Dusri Haste Hue Boli: “Dar Na Apna Konsa Koi Lund Ukhaad Lega

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