Non Veg Jokes - Just Believe In Love

Non Veg Jokes - Just Believe In Love

Just Believe In Love

Posted: 18 Sep 2014 12:37 PM PDT

Believe In Love

Love Has Great Power

It Can Remove

Misunderstandings

Anxieties

Worries

Doubts

Fears

Tears

Bra

Panties

Underwear Etc.

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Arab Guy’s Interview At US Embassy

Posted: 18 Sep 2014 06:28 AM PDT

An Arab Was Being Interviewed At US Embassy.

You Name Please?

Abdul Rehman

Your Sex?

Six Times In A Week

No, No, I Mean To Say Male Or Female

Doesn’t Matters,  Sometimes Even With Camel

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Miya Biwi Ki Ladayi Ka Fayda Uthana

Posted: 18 Sep 2014 12:22 AM PDT

Santa Kisi Baat Pe Apni Biwi Se Ladd Raha Thha Aur Gusse Mein Aakar Bola

Santa: “Jee Karta Hai Tere 2 Tukde Kar Du”

Achanak Uske Pados Mein Se Ek Awaj Aayi

Abey Niche Wala Hissa Mujhe De Diyo Yaar, Teri Badi Meharbani Hogi

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Gays Bhi Akhir Insaan Hai

Posted: 17 Sep 2014 06:18 PM PDT

Dosto Aaj Ke Time Mein Hum Gay Logo Ko Badi Ajeeb Aur Buri Nazro Se Dekhte Hai, Jo Ki Mere Khayal Se Galat Hai.

Dosto Aaj Har Cheez Badal Gayi Hai, Pahle Logo Ko Sex Karte Time Ander Gusane Se Matlab Hota Tha Aur Bacha Paida Karne Se.

Par Aj Hum Ladki Ki Choot Ko Chat Te Hai Aur Ladki Hamare Lund Ko, Sex Ke Tarike Badal Gaye Hai Aur Ye Ab Enjoy Karne Ka Tarika Ban Chuka Hai.

Par Kya Kabhi Kisi Ne Socha Hai Ki Purane Zamane Ke Log Hume Esa Karte Dekh Le To Galiya De Aur Sharam Ke Mare Mar Jaye (Ladla Ladki Ko Lund-Chut Chuste Dekh Kar).

Mera Aaj Ka Ye Joke 2 Bade Hi Ache Aur Sache Dost Jo Gay Hai Unpar Hai.

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Do Ladke Jai Aur Neeraj Naam Ke Bahut Hi Ache Dost Thhe, Par Gay Thhe.

Aur Bahut Time Se Unka Relation Chal Raha Tha, Aur Dono Mein Se Kisi Ne Bhi Kisi Ko Dokha Nahi Diya Na Kabhi Hurt Kiya.

Ek Din Unka Mood Bana To Jai Neeraj Se Bola.

Jai: “Yaar Aaj Khuli Hawa Mein Sex Karne Ka Dil Kar Raha Hai, Chal Sath Mein Park Hai Vaha Chalte Hai, Jhadiyo Ke Piche Kar Lenge”

Neeraj Khushi Khushi Se Tyar Ho Gaya, Aur Dono Ja Pahunche Park Mein.

Abhi Dono Sex Kar Hi Rahe Thhe Ki Itne Mein Ek Police Wala Udahr Se Nikla Aur Usne Ye Sab Dekha To Hairan Rah Gaya.

Usko Dekh Jai Aur Neeraj Gabra Gaye Aur Vaha Se Baag Liye, Par Police Wala Bhi Kameena Thha Vo Unka Picha Karne Lag Gaya.

Police Wala Akhir Police Wala Hi Tha Usne Neeraj Ko Jump Mar Ke Pakad Liya Aur Bola.

Police Wala: “Bhonsdi Ke Tera Vo Doosra Dost Kidhar Hai, Vo Mil Jaye To Main Ye Danda Pura Ka Pura Uski Gaand Mein De Dunga”

Bas Uska Ye Kahna Tha Ki Piche Jhadiyo Mein Se Jai Nanga Hi Nikal Aya Aur Bola.

Jai: “Inspector Sahab, Mein Idhar Hun”

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So Friends Itna Hi Kahna Chahunga Ki, Duniya Badal Gayi Log Badal Gaye Aap Bhi Badlo..

Oye Mera Matlab Ye Nahi Ki Aap Log Gay Ban Jao Hehehehe, I Just Want Ki Unko Buri Nazar Se Na Dekho

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