Posted: 11 Oct 2014 12:19 PM PDT

Baba Saxidas Ka Chela Ban Ne Ke Kayi Fayde Hai, Dimag Bhadta Hai Aur Naye Naye Ideas Aate Hai

Isi Tarha Baba Ke Ek Chele Ka Ek Ladki Ko Propose Kiye Jane Ka Ek Idea

Ladka Ladki Se Puchta Hai

Ladka: “Tere Pass Lund Hai?”

Ladki Hairani Se: “Nahi..”

Ladka: “To Kya Mera Legi?”

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The Word No Offense Is Like ..

Posted: 11 Oct 2014 06:19 AM PDT

The Word No Offense Is Like A Condom,

Which You Put Before Your Words,

When You Fuck People Publicly.

Example: “No Offense, You Are An Asshole“

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Haaye Re Tensions Hi Tensions

Posted: 11 Oct 2014 12:16 AM PDT

Ek Aadmi Ki Biwi 3 Din Se Beemar Thhi, Bechara Tension Mein Thha

Ghar Se Dawayi Lene Ke Liye Nikla To Baarish Shuru Ho Gayi, Tension Aur Bad Gayi

Baarish Ruki To Jaisi Hi Ghar Se Nikla To Bike Puncture Ho Gayi, Bechara Fir Tension Mein

Bike Ko Puncture Lagvaya To Thodi Door Jane Ke Baad Ek Aurat Ne Use Awaj Di, Usko Tension Hui Ki Ye Kon Hai Jisne Awaj Lagayi

Usne Aurat Se Pucha To Usne Bataya Ki Vo Pregnant Hai Usko Hospital Le Jao, Bechara Aur Tension Mein Aa Gaya

Fir Bhi Insaniyat Ke Nate Usne Uski Help Ki Aur Hospital Le Gaya, Pata Chala Doctor Abhi Nahi Aya, Bechare Ki Tension Aur Bad Gayi

Doctor Jab Aya To Usne Operation Karne Se Mana Kar Diya Ki Iske Pati Ko Lao, Aadmi Ko Aur Tension Ho Gayi

Par Usne Apna Faraz Nibhate Hue Kaha Ki Main Hi Iska Pati Hun, Ab Tension Ye Thhi Ki Bachha Hoga Bhi Nahi

Doctor Ne Usko Aake Kaha Ki Ladka Hua Hai, Ab Vo Jaisi Hi Jane Laga To Aurat Ne Awaj De Ke Kaha Patidev Kaha Ja Rahe Ho. Sun Ke Tension Extreme Ho Gayi

Usne Kaha Ki Maine To Operation Ho Jaye Isliye Kaha Tha Ki Pati Hun, Par Aurat Ne Kaha Ki Yahi Mera Pati Hai, Tension Se Sir Fatne Ko Ho Gaya

Usne Kaha Ki Doctor Mera Test Kar Lo, Doctor Ne Test Kiya To Pata Chala Ki Vo To Baap Hi Nahi Ban Sakta Tha, Ye Sochkar Uski Tension Hadd Se Jyada Badd Gayi

Jaisi Hi Bahar Aya To Socha Ki Ghar Mein Jo Do Bache Hai Fir Vo Kiske Hai, Bas Is Tension Se Vo Vahi Behosh Ho Gaya

So Dosto Aaj Ke Time Jidhar Bhi Jao Tensions Hi Tensions Hai, So Jara Dhayan Se Jiyo

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