Non Veg Jokes - Hijde Ka Gussa Jayaj Hai Yaaro

Non Veg Jokes - Hijde Ka Gussa Jayaj Hai Yaaro


Hijde Ka Gussa Jayaj Hai Yaaro

Posted: 08 Oct 2014 11:43 AM PDT

Marne Ke Baad Ek Hijda Narak Mein Gaya

Vahan Yamraj Ne Usko Rok Liya Aur Pucha

Yaamraj: “Chalo Hisaab Do Ki Duniya Mein Kya Kiya

Hijda Gusse Mein: “Bhonsdi Ke Deke Kaya Bheja Thha Jo Hisab Mang Raha Hai

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Pyaar Vakiye Andha Hota Hai

Posted: 08 Oct 2014 05:42 AM PDT

Ek Ladki Bus Mein Apne Boyfriend Ki Godh Mein Beithi Thi.

Ladki Ne Conductor Se Kaha: “Bus Dheere Chalao Jhatke Bahut Lagte Hai

Conductor: “Oye Madam, Godi Mein Se Uth Ke Dekh Bus To Kab Se Khadi Hai

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Pappu Ka Math, Tauba Bhai Tauba

Posted: 07 Oct 2014 11:38 PM PDT

Math Ke Master Ne Ek Din Class Mein Pappu Se Puchha

Master: “Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi?

Pappu: “Ji, 7

Master: “Nahi, Mera Sawal Dobara Dhayan Se Suno, Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi?

Pappu: “Master Ji 7

Master: “Hmm, Main Tumhe Alag Tarike Se Samjhata Hun, Agar Main Tumhe 2 Seb Du, Fir 2 Seb Du Aur Fir 2 Seb Aur Du To Tumhare Paas Kitne Seb Ho Jayenge?

Pappu: “Ji 6

Master Khush Hote Hue: “Bahut Achhe, Ab Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi?

Pappu: “7

Master Ko Ab Gussa Aa Gaya Aur Vo Pappu Ko Gaaliya Dete Hue Bola

Master: “Abe Sale Tere Pas 7 Kidhar Se Ho Jayengi?

Pappu Bhi Gali Dete Hue Bola: “Bhonsdi Ke Kyunki Mere Pas Ghar Par 1 Billi Pahle Se Hi Hai

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To Dosto Batao Pappu Ka Math Sahi Tha Na?

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Clarification Regarding Organ Donation

Posted: 07 Oct 2014 09:15 PM PDT

Giving Your Organ For Few Minutes To Needy

Between The Hands, Between The Lips And Between The Legs

Is Not

“Organ Donation”

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Haye Ri Bechari Aurat Ka Dukhda

Posted: 07 Oct 2014 05:34 PM PDT

Ek Biwi Ka Doctor Ko Sunaya Gaya Dukhda

Biwi: “Mera Pati 300% Napusank Hai

Doctor Hairan Hoke: “Arrey, Wo Kaisi?

Patni Rote Hue Boli: “Ek To Uska Khada Nahi Hota. Dusara Uski Ungli Bhi Tuti Hai. Teesra Kal Us Madarchod Ne Garam Garam Chai Pee Ke Apni Jibh Bhi Jala Li.

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