Non Veg Jokes - Chodudaas Ke Sexy Dohe

Non Veg Jokes - Chodudaas Ke Sexy Dohe

Chodudaas Ke Sexy Dohe

Posted: 04 Oct 2014 10:38 AM PDT

Kal Chode So Aaz Chod, Aaz Chode So Ab,
Bibi To Chudti Rahegi, Padosin Chodego Kab.

Aisi Ladki Chodiyo, Land Ka Aapa Khoye,
Auron Se Chudi Na Ho, Bibi Wo Hi Hoye.

Bada Hua To Kya Hua, Tera Lund Hujur,
Hamne Bhi To Ladkiyon Se, Maze Liye Bharpur.

Karat Karat Chudai Se, Land Hot Balwan,
Chut Mein Awat Jaat Se, Land Ban Jawe Mahan.

Kunwari Kali Na Chodiye, Chud K Kare Ghamand,
Chudi-Chudai Chodiye Jo Lapak K Leve Land.

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William Sexfear’s Golden Words

Posted: 04 Oct 2014 04:34 AM PDT

Kitaab aur Taangein Kholne Se Pehle,
Ungli per Thook Laga Lena Chahiye!

(William Sexfear)

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Adult TV Channels Serials Name

Posted: 03 Oct 2014 10:29 PM PDT

Bgagya Vidhata – Baja De Baaja
Laagi Tujhse Lagan – Chudu Tujhse Sajan
Na Aana Is Desh Meri Lado – Na Dena Chut Meri Lado
Thoda Hai Bas Thode Ki Jrurat Hai – Loda Hai Bas Choot Ki Jarurat Hai
Balika Vadhu – Bal Kaat Ke Chodu
Khatro Ke Khiladi – Chut Ke Pujari
Aiso Na Karo Vida – Aisa Na Chodo
Bairy Piya – Dheere Se Piya
Ye Pyar Na Hoga Kam – Ye Tharak Na Hogi Kam
Jhansi Ki Rani – Jhato Ki Presaani
Ram Milaye Jodi – Piya Bnaye Ghodi
Sanjog Se Bani Sangini – Chudte Chudte Bani Randi
Mera Naam Kregi Rosan – Mere Lund Pe Lgayegi Lotion

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Did You Hear Something?

Posted: 03 Oct 2014 09:15 PM PDT

Superman Was Feeling Bored After A Long Day Of Crime Fighting And Wanted To Go Out And Party,

So He Called Batman To Ask If He Wanted To Go Out To A Club And Pick Up Some Girls.

Batman Said “Robin Was Ill And He Had To Look After Him.”

A Little Disappointed, Superman Called Spiderman To See If He Fancied A Few Beers.

Spiderman Told Him That “He Had A Date With Catwoman.”

As A Last Resort, Superman Flew Over To Wonderwoman’s Apartment To See If She Was Free.

As He Landed On Her Balcony, He Saw Wonderwoman Naked On The Bed With Her Legs Open.

Superman Thought To Himself, “I’m Faster Than A Speeding Bullet. I Could Be There, Have Sex, And Be Out Again Before She Knew What Was Happening?”

So Superman Did His Super-Thing In A Split-Second And Flew Off Happily.

Meanwhile On The Bed, Wonder Woman Said: “Did You Hear Something?”

“No,” Said The Hollow Man, “But My Ass Hurts Like Hell..!!!”

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Samosa Aur Kachori, Mein Kya Fark Hai?

Posted: 03 Oct 2014 04:27 PM PDT

Class Mein Madam Ne Bachho Se Puchha

Madam: “Bachhon, Batao Samosa Aur Kachori, Mein Kya Fark Hai?”

Is Se Pahle Koi Jawab Deta, Pappu Khada Hua Aur Puri Besharmi Ke Sath Bola

Pappu: “Madam, Agar Aap Bra Pehenogi To Samosa Dikhega, Nahi Pehenogi To Kachori“

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