Non Veg Jokes - Hindustan Zindabad

Posted: 20 Oct 2014 08:50 AM PDT

Ek Baar Ek Murgi Indo-Pak Border Par Anda De Deti Hai.

Dono Taraf Ke Army Wale Ladayi Karne Lagte Hai Ki, Ye Anda Hamara Hai.

Finally Indian Army Wale Ek Suggestion Dete Hai.

Jo Army Ke Log Ek Din Mein Dusre Desh Mein Jakar Jitni Jyada Aurto Ke Sath Sex Karenge Vo Anda Rakhenge.

Pakistani Wale Bhi Is Baat Se Sehmat Ho Jate Hai.

Indian Army Wale Pakistan Mein Ja Kar Ek Din Mein 150000 Aurto Ko Chodkar Vapis Aa Jate Hai.

Pakistani Army Wale Bolte Hai: “Ab Hamari Bari”

Indian Army Wale Bole: “Maa Chuda Gaya Anda, Vo Tum Hi Rakh Lo”

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Jo Log Pakistan Se Hai Vo Kripya Is Joke Ka Bura Na Man Ke Enjoy Kare.

Aur Jo Log Bura Mante Hai, Pahle Vo Apni Pakistani Ki Sites Se India Ki Beizti Karne Wale Jokes Hataye.

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Biwi Ko Khush Kaise Rakhe?

Posted: 20 Oct 2014 02:36 AM PDT

Biwi Ko Khush Kaise Rakhe? Sabhi Is Baat Se Pareshan Hai Par Baba Saxidas Ne 3 Khas Tarike Bataye Hai Jis Se Biwi Khush Rahti Hai.

1- Roz Uske Saath Karo, Compromise.

2- Roz Uske Dono Dabaao, Per.

3- Roz Apna Khol K Uske Hatho Me De Do, Purse.

Note: Ye Tarika Aap Apni Girlfriend Ke Sath Bhi Apna Sakte Hai

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Duniya Ka Sabse Mushkil Kaam

Posted: 19 Oct 2014 08:34 PM PDT

One Difficult Question: Duniya Mein Sabse Mushkil Kaam Kon Sa Hai?

Answer: “Soye Hue Lund Per Condom Chadhana…“

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Tum Itni Achhi Idli Kaise Banate Ho?

Posted: 19 Oct 2014 02:30 PM PDT

Santa Idli Bana Ker Apni Patni Ko Deta Hai Toh Patni Kehti Hai.

Patni: “Tum Itni Achhi Idli Kaise Banate Ho?”

Santa Usko Kuch Dikhate Hue: “Mere Pass Idli Banane Wala Kabda Hai”

Patni Gusse Se: “Oye Sale Kameene, Ye Meri Bra Hai Wapis Kar“

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