Non Veg Jokes - Iska Khayal Rakha Karo

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• Iska Khayal Rakha Karo
• What About 9 Inches?
• Gunah Karne Se Kaise Bache
• My First Condom – By 16 Yrs Old Kid
• Ese To Yaaro Tum Marr Hi Jaoge

Iska Khayal Rakha Karo Posted: 01 Oct 2014 09:57 AM PDT Insani Jism Ka Sab Se Nazuk Hissa Hai Gaand Thand Lage To Gaand Fat Gayi, Garmi Lage To Gaand Fat Gayi, Paper Na Aata Ho To Gaand Fat Gayi, Result Aaye To Gaand Fat Gayi, Koi Bhi Kaam Kharab Ho Jaye To Gaand Fat Gayi, To Bhai Logo, Apne Dil Se Jyada Khayal Apni Gaand Ka Rakha Karo Must Read Hindi Jokes Baba Saxidas Ki Baat Palle Bandh Lo Baba Ji Ki Goliyaan Aadmi Waha Ja Nahi Sakta? Delhi Male Aur Mumbai Female Kyu Hai? Bechari Biwi, Pareshani To Hogi Hi

What About 9 Inches? Posted: 01 Oct 2014 03:48 AM PDT A Bio Teacher Was Telling Her Students: “For The Best Penetrations 6 – 7 Inch Penis Is Best.” One Of The Girl Asked Her: “Maam, What About 9 Inches?” Teacher Said: “I Am Telling You About Necessity Not Luxury“ Must Read Teachers Jokes Kam Se Kam Bachho Ki To Sharam Kar Lo Bachhe Aisi Paida Hote Hai Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai? Madam Ji Juban Pe Kaboo Rakho Pappu Ki Ladki Ko Offer

Gunah Karne Se Kaise Bache Posted: 30 Sep 2014 09:46 PM PDT Maa Pareshani Ki Halat Mein Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli Maa: “Dr Saab, Kunwari Beti Ka Abortion Karwana Hai.” Doctor: “Gunah Ke Kaam Kyun Karti Ho?” Maa: “Doctor Sahab, Mene Ise Samjhaya Tha Gunah Se Behtar Hai Condom Use Kiya Karo“ Must Read Doctor Jokes Ek Dum Fresh & Taaza Choot Sex Karne Ka New Tarika, By Santa Singh Mujhe Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha Meri Choot Mein Taanke Lagva Do Ladkiya Taadne Ka Best Tarika

My First Condom – By 16 Yrs Old Kid Posted: 30 Sep 2014 09:15 PM PDT I Recall My First Time With A Condom, I Was 16 Or So. I Went In To Buy A Packet Of Condoms At The Pharmacy. There Was This Beautiful Woman Assistant Behind The Counter, And She Could See That I Was New At It. She Handed Me The Package And Asked If I Knew How To Wear One. I Honestly Answered,”No, This Is My First Time.” So She Unwrapped The Package, Took One Out And Slipped It Over Her Thumb. She Cautioned Me To Make Sure It Was On Tight And Secure. I Apparently Still Looked Confused. So She Looked All Around The Store To See If It Was Empty. It Was Empty. “Just A Minute,” She Said, And Walked To The Door, And Locked It. Taking My Hand, She Led Me Into The Back Room, Unbuttoned Her Blouse And Removed It. She Unhooked Her Bra And Laid It Aside. “Do These Excite You?” She Asked. Well, I Was So Dumb-Struck That All I Could Do Was Nod My Head. She Then Said It Was Time To Slip The Condom On. As I Was Slipping It On, She Dropped Her Skirt, Removed Her Panties And Lay Down On A Desk. “Well, Come On”, She Said, “We Don’t Have Much Time.” So I Climbed On Her. It Was So Wonderful, That Unfortunately, I  Could No Longer Hold Back And Kapow, I Was Done Within A Few Minutes. She Looked At Me With A Bit Of A Frown. “Did You Put That Condom On?”, She Asked. I Said, “I Sure Did,” And Held Up My Thumb To Show Her. She Fainted.. Must Read English Jokes What Do You Think I Am? How A Gynecologist Remember a Face Anything Else That Your Wife Doesn't Use? 3 Good Manners Of Male Penis Why Can't Anybody Satisfy A Woman Completely?

Ese To Yaaro Tum Marr Hi Jaoge Posted: 30 Sep 2014 03:42 PM PDT Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ji Ladko Ki Sex Ke Prati Ruchi Jagate Hue Sher Arz Karte Hai Gunah Karke Tum Kyu Saza Se Darte Ho, Condnm Pehan Ke Kyu Aids Se Darte Ho, Itni Ladkiyaan Hai Pyaar Karne Ke Liye, Phir Kyu Tum Lulli Hila Hila Ke Marte Ho? Must Read Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab Girlfriend Ko Sex Ke Liye Kaisi Manaye Girlfriend Ke Honto Ki Tarif Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi? Choot Ka Sawad Kitni Nadaan Hai Ye Aajkal Ki Ladki

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