Non Veg Jokes - Santa Aur Tasty Samosa

Posted: 28 Oct 2014 11:19 AM PDT

Santa Road Par Chalte Hue Kuch, Gira Dekh Kar Ruka, Aur Utha Kar Mauh Me Daala.

Phir Thoda Soch Ke Bola

Santa: “Behan Ka Loude, Harami Log Tatti Bhi Ese Karte Hai, Mano Samosa Pada Ho.“

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Kash Aisi Mast Bhabhi Hume Bhi Mile

Posted: 28 Oct 2014 05:07 AM PDT

Ek Andha Ladka Sare Mohalle Mein Har Ghar Mein Jakar Mithayi Baant Raha Tha.

Ek Ghar Mein Gaya Jismein Ek Bahut Hi Sunder Babhi Ji Rahti Thhi.

Usne Darwaja Knock Kiya To Babhi Ki Awaj Aayi.

Babhi: “Kon Hai Bahar”

Ladka: “Babhi Ji Main Guddu, Aapko Mithayi Deni Thhi”

Ab Babhi Ji Ander Bathroom Mein Naha Rahi Thhi, Usne Socha Ki Isko Konsa Dikhta Hai Bina Kapde Pahne Hi Ja Ke Mithayi Le Leti Hu.

Babhi: “Aa Jao Ander Aur Darwaje Ke Sath Bed Hai, Uspe Betho Mein Abhi Ati Hu”

Ab Babhi Ji Bathroom Se Nangi Apne Mast Geele Badan Ke Sath Bahar Aayi Aur Guddu Ke Samne Jake Khadi Ho Gayi Aur Muskura Ke Boli.

Babhi: “Guddu Ji, Aaj Mithayi Kis Khushi Mein Khilayi Jaa Rahi Hai?”

Guddu Sharmate Hue: “Babhi Ji Meri Ankho Ka Operation Ho Gaya Hai Aur Mujhe Ab Dikhne Lag Gaya Hai, Is Khushi Mein”

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Ab Bechari Babhi Ji Ke Dil Pe Kya Beeti Hogi, Ye Main Aap Logo Se Comments Aur Main Ke Reply Mein Jan Na Chahunga

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A Very Emotional Lines Said By A True Lover

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 11:04 PM PDT

A Very Emotional Lines Said By A True Lover,

After Breaking Up With His Girlfriend

I Want Her Back ……….

And Her Front Too …!

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Call Girl VS Wife, True Comparison

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 05:01 PM PDT

William Sexfear’s Case Study On Wedding Decisions

Average Marital Life – 30 Yrs

Cost:

Marriage Expenses – Rs. 2,00,000
Monthly Expense – Rs.15,000
Wife's Monthly Maintenance – Rs. 3,000

Returns:

Sex First 5 Yrs – Weekly 3 Times.
Next 5 Yrs – Weekly 1 Time.
Next 10 Yrs – Once In 15 Days.
Next 10 Yrs – Once In A Month.

Meaning:
1400 Times Sex In 30 Yrs 4 An Estimated Expenditure Of 66,80,000 + 2,00,000

Spent On Wedding @ 7% For 30 Years As Per Current Fd Interest Rate 29,84,890 = 99,64,890

Calculations:
A Man Spends Rs.7120 For Each Time He Has Sex With His Wife.

Conclusion:
Call Girls are Cheaper!

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