Posted: 27 Oct 2014 10:55 AM PDT

Duniya Mein Sabse Himmat Wala Kaun Hai?

Answer: Dhobi, Woh Kisi Ke Bhi Ghar Jake Bol Sakta Hai

“Sahab, Mamsab Ko Bolo Ki Kapde Nikaal Ke Rakhe, Main Abhi Aakar Leta Hoon“

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Raunak To Bani Rahti Hai Na

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 04:44 AM PDT

Hamara Dost Anuj Roz Apna Lun Khada Karne Ki Ek Goli Khata Tha,

Ek Din Mausam Ne Us Se Pucha: “Abe Na Teri Biwi Hai Na Girlfreind, To Phir Viagra Goli Kyo Khata Hai?”

Anuj: “Bas Yun Hi Yaar, Underwear Mein Ronak Bani Rehti Hai“

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Yeh Tharki Jawani Meri

Posted: 26 Oct 2014 10:43 PM PDT

Yakeen Nahi Kar Paati Hoon, Tumne Bhi Mujhko Yaad Kiya
Aur Main Hoon Aisi Pagli, Teri Khatir Sabkuch Bhula Diya

Jab Chanda Muskaata Thha, Mast Hawa Jab Behti Thhi
Yaad Tumhari Aate Hi, Gudgudi Choot Mein Hoti Thhi

Rimjhim-Rimjhim Barkha Mein, Jab Bilkul Tanha Main Hoti
Takiye Pe Sar Ko Rakh Karke, Tere Lund Ki Yaad Mein Thhi Roti

Soch Ke Dil Bhar Aata Hai, Sang Hote To Kya Ho Sakta Thha
Main Har Pal Chooma Karti Tumko, Har Lamha Mera Ho Sakta Thha

Ab Jab Tum Aa Jaoge, Chun Lenge Hum Phir Se Kadiyan
Choomungi Hur Pal Lund Ko, Madhur Banayenge Ghadiyan

Ek Saal Se Tanhaa Hoon, Milne Par Aankhen Bhar Aayengi
Tere Badan Ko Chhoote Hi, Choot Meri Beh Jaayegi

Main Haath Tumhare Baandhoongi, Phir Lund Ko Jee Bhar Choosoongi
Ro-Rokar Kahoge Chodo Dimple, Main Ghanton Tak Bas Choosoongi

Jab Lund Tumhara Royega, Phir Choosoongi Main Nipple
Tab Jaake Samjhoge Tum, Ik Baras Rahi Kaise Dimple

Phir Tum Maafi Maangoge, Main Phir Bhi Roothoongi Tumse
Tum Kaan Ko Haath Lagaoge, Chato Meri, Phir Kahoongi Tumse

Tum Choot Mein Jeebh Ghusaoge, Mere Shikwe Beh Jaayenge
Jaanghon Mein Tumhe Dabate Hi, Faasle Sab Mit Jaayenge

Mammo Ko Sahlate Hee, Gaand Pe Haath Firaate Hee
Jab Lund Choot Mein Jaayega, Mit Jaayenge Sab Gile Mere,

Phir, Dil Se Dil Mil Jaayega, Kabhi Main Upar Aa Jaungi,
Kabhi Mujhe Bana Lena Ghodi Hum Tum Ik Dooje Ko Chodenge,

Lakhon Mein Ek, Humaari Jodi, Mohan Mujhe Bana Lo Apna,
Koi Naheen Hai Tum Jaisa, Har Pal Royi Hoon Main Tum Bin.

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Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?

Posted: 26 Oct 2014 04:41 PM PDT

Chodumal Khan Sahab Ki Shadi Ke Agle Roz Uske Dosto Ne Puchha

Dost: “Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?”

Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Shayri Ke Andaj Mein Farmaya

Haq To Yeh Hai Ke Haq Ada Na Hua

Asal Waqt Pe Hi Chodumal Ka Khada Na Hua.

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