Non Veg Jokes - Santa Aur USA Ka Tour

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• Santa Aur USA Ka Tour
• Dropadi Ka Batwanra
• Hum Roye Is Kadar Unse Lipatkar
• Then Who Are You?

Santa Aur USA Ka Tour Posted: 21 Oct 2014 09:02 AM PDT Santa Ki Relation Mein Uske Mama USA Mein Thhe, Unhone Santa Ko Gaanv Se USA Bulaya Taki Vo Bhi Kuch Paisi Kama Sake. Santa USA Pahuncha To Mama Bada Khush Hua Ki Chalo Yahan Angrejo Ke Sath Rah Ke Kuch Seekh Jayega Mama Ne Socha Ki Aaj Iska First Day Hai Kisi Ache Se Hotel Mein Thehrata Hun. Five Star Hotel Mein Room Dilva Ke Mama Kuch Saman Lene Chale Gaye. Piche Se Santa Ko Bade Jor Se Potty Aayi Jaisi Hi Bathroom Mein Gussa To English Seat Dekh Ke Confuse Ho Gaya Ki Latrine Kaisi Karu Kafi Dimag Lagane Ke Baad Usko Idea Aya Usne Bag Mein Se Ek Polythin Nikala Aur Usmein Potty Karke Band Kar Diya. Ab Usne Socha Ki Isko Fenku Kaha Yaha To Sab Saaf Saaf Hai Gaanv Hota To Sadak Pe Fenk Deta. Itne Mein Light Chali Gayi Aur Usne Socha Ki Main Fan Ke Ek Par (Wing) Pe Rakh Deta Hun. Usne Aisa Hi Kiya Par Fan Ka Swtich Off Karna Bhul Gaya, Aur Itne Mein Genset Chal Gaya Aur Pankha Fir Chal Gaya. To Sari Potty Deewaro Par Aur Chatt (Roof) Pe Lag Gayi. Ye Dekh Ke Santa Ke Hosh Udd Gaye. Usne Fatafat Room Service Wale Ko Bulaya Aur Bola Ki: “Ye 100$ Pakad Aur In Sab Ko Saaf Kar De Jaldi Se” Room Boy Hairani Se Bola: “Sir Ji, Main Aapko 500$ Deta Hun, Par Mujhe Bas Ye Bata Do Ki Ye Sab Kiya Kaisi“ Must Read Santa Banta Jokes Ek Dum Fresh & Taaza Choot Ab Roz Roz Condom Lagane Se Chutti Sex Karne Ka New Tarika, By Santa Singh Daddy Aap To Chutiya Ho Tight Chut Ka Maja Kaise Le?

Dropadi Ka Batwanra Posted: 21 Oct 2014 03:00 AM PDT Jab Paandav Dropadi Ko Jeetkar Late Hai To Uska Batwara Guru Dronacharya Kar Rhe Hote Hai Somwaar Ko Dropadi Ko Dharam Raaj Yudhistar Chodega Mangalwar Aur Budhwar Ko Do Din Arjun Chodge Kynki Uska Jyada Haq Hai Guruwar Ko Bheem Ki Baari Aayegi Shukrwar Ko Nakul Chodega Aur Jaise Sehdev Sabse Chota Hai Wo Bhi Use Do Din Shaniwar Aur Raviwar Ko Chodega Itna Kehte Hi Sehdev Turant Bola Ruko Guru Ji Chodne Ko Do Din Ki Jagha Chahe 1 Ganta De Dena Par Numbar Is Laudsaali Bheem Se Pele Pehle De Diyo Must Read Hindi Jokes Ladki Ki Shayari, Chanchal Haseena Par Santa Ka Pakistan Ka Tour Sex Ka Maja Kis Din Aaya? Choot Kya Hoti Hai? Jannat Ka Parda Chahiye Kisi Ko?

Hum Roye Is Kadar Unse Lipatkar Posted: 20 Oct 2014 08:58 PM PDT Ustad Chodumal Ki Girlfriend Usko Chhod Kar Hamesha Ke Liye Dusre Shahar Jaa Rahi Thi. Akhiri Baar Unse Gale Milne Ki Dastaan Vo Kuch Is Tarike Se Byaan Karte Hai Hum Roye Is Kadar Unse Lipatkar, Hum Roye Is Kadar Unse Lipatkar, Wo Bole: “Daba Le – Daba Le Bhosdi Ke Par Kam Se Kam Natak To Mat Kar”   Must Read Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab Girlfriend Ko Sex Ke Liye Kaisi Manaye Girlfriend Ke Honto Ki Tarif Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi? Choot Ka Sawad Kitni Nadaan Hai Ye Aajkal Ki Ladki » Pencil Aur Sharpnet Ki Dosti Badi Purani Hai - Par Aaj Pencil Ne Faisla Kiya Hai Ki Vo Ab Sharpner Ke Sath Nahi Rahegi, Par Kyu?

Then Who Are You? Posted: 20 Oct 2014 02:52 PM PDT A Lady On Phone: “Hello Sushl , Sir I Want To Meet & Talk To You. You Are The Father Of One Of My Kids.” Stunned & Shocked Man Screamed: “Oh My God, I Am Married And So Careful With Modern Prevention Tactics And How Could This Happen To You? You Can Ruin Me, Are You Sonam?” Lady Replied: “No” Man: “Anjali” Lady: “No, No” Man: “Rashii?” Lady: “No, No, No” Man: “Harsha?” Lady: “No, No, No, No” Man: “Priya?” Lady: “No…………………….Ooooooo” Lady In Confusion: “Sir, I Am The Class Teacher Of Your Son“ Must Read Teachers Jokes Kam Se Kam Bachho Ki To Sharam Kar Lo Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai? Bachhe Aisi Paida Hote Hai Madam Ji Juban Pe Kaboo Rakho Muth Marte Pakde Jane Pe Kya Bahana Mare?

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