Non Veg Jokes - Santa Ka Omelet

Non Veg Jokes - Santa Ka Omelet

Santa Ka Omelet

Posted: 31 Oct 2014 12:08 PM PDT

Santa Ka Mood Bana Ki Aaj Omelet Khate Hai

Bazar Gaya Aur Jake Ek Anda Le Aya

Ghar Aake Omelet Banane Ke Liye Jaisi Hi Anda Toda To Anda Ander Se Khali Nikla

Santa Khundak Mein Bola: “Benchod Kamal Ho Gaya, Aaj Kal Ke Murge Bhi Lagta Hai Condom Pahnne Lag Gaye Hai“

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College Girl And Fees Wala

Posted: 31 Oct 2014 06:03 AM PDT

College Girl Fees Counter Par Khadi Thhi

Fees Collector Se Boli: “Sir, Le Lo Na”

Sir: “2 Minutes Ruko Araam Se Lunga”

Ladki: “Arey Jaldi Lelo Fir Nahi De Paungi, Mera Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai“

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Common In Wife And Mobile Phone:

Posted: 31 Oct 2014 12:02 AM PDT

Common In Wife And Mobile Phone:

  1. Dono Hi Dusro Ke Hi Achche Lagte Hai.
  2. Dono Hi Naye Achche Lagte Hai.
  3. Dono Ko Hi Raat Bhar Charge Karna Padta Hai.
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Bechare Mishra Ji

Posted: 30 Oct 2014 06:00 PM PDT

Ek Baar Mishra Ji Uski Beti Aur Wife Gaanv Mein Ek Shadi Pe Gaye

Aate Waqt Kisi Vajah Se Bus Nikal Gayi To Socha Kuch Der Paidal Chal Padte Hai Aage Koi Sawari Mill Jayegi

Dophar Ka Time Thha Lo Apne Gharo Mein Bethe Thhe, Teeno Ko Akela Aate Dekh Ke Kuch Gunde Aa Damke

Pahle Unhone Mishra Ji Ki Wife Ka Rape Kiya, Fir Uski Beti Ko Daba Ke Choda

Ab Un Gundo Ne Mishra Ji Ki Taraf Dekha Aur Usko Bhi Nagna Karke Thokne Lag Gaye

Unko Mishra Ji Ke Sath Esa Karte Dekh Kar, Mishra Ji Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli

Beti: “Maa Dekho Dekho, Daddy Ko Kitna Dard Ho Raha Hoga?”

Maa: “Kyuu?”

Beti: “Vo Gunde Ne Daddy Ke Piche Dala Aur Unke Aar Paar Ho Gaya, Hamari Baari To Esa Nahi Hua Thha“

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