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- Mehengai Pe Ek Sher Shadishuda Ladki Ki Jubani
- Mom, What Are Those Things
- Hum Indians Kabhi Nahi Sudhrenge
- Biwi Se Syanpanti Nahi Karni Chahiye
| Mehengai Pe Ek Sher Shadishuda Ladki Ki Jubani Posted: 05 Feb 2015 09:52 AM PST Arz Kiya Hai Dhire Se Thoko Sanam, Mehengai Ka Zamaanaa Hai, 10 Inch K Lund Ko, Zindagi Bhar Chalaanaa Hai Must Read Hindi Jokes
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| Posted: 05 Feb 2015 03:47 AM PST Little Johnny Is Taking A Shower With His Mother And Says, “Mom, What Are Those Things On Your Chest!?” Unsure Of How To Reply, She Tells Johnny To Ask His Dad At Breakfast Tomorrow, Quite Certain The Matter Would Be Forgotten. Johnny Didn't Forget. The Following Morning He Asked His Father The Same Question. His Father, Always Quick With The Answers, Says, “Why Johnny, Those Are Balloons. When Your Mommy Dies, We Can Blow Them Up And She'll Float To Heaven.” Johnny Thinks That's Neat And Asks No More Questions. A Few Weeks Later, Johnny's Dad Comes Home From Work A Few Hours Early. Johnny Runs Out Of The House Crying Hysterically, “Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's Dying!!” His Father Says, “Calm Down Son! Why Do You Think Mommy's Dying?” “Uncle Harry Is Blowing Up Mommy's Balloons And She's Screaming, Oh God, I'm Coming!“ Must Read Little Johnny Jokes
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| Hum Indians Kabhi Nahi Sudhrenge Posted: 04 Feb 2015 09:47 PM PST Ek NRI India Ghumne Aaya Aur Usne Tea-Stall Par Jakar Ek Chai Order Ki. NRI Ko Ek Chhota Ladka Chai Dene Aaya, Jisne Chai Ke Cup Ko Peene Wale Hisse Se Andar Ki Taraf Se Pakda Hua Tha. NRI Ne Chai Ka Ek Ghoot Piya Aur Bola: “Tum Log Kab Sudhroge? Chai Is Tarah Nahi Pakadte, Ungli Nahi Doobate Chai Mein” Ladka: “Sahab Ungli Mein Dard Hai, Dr. Ne Senkne Ke Liye Kaha Tha” NRI Gusse Se Bola: “Bhonsdi Ke Apni Gaand Mein Rakh Ungli, Wahaan Sabse Jayada Senk Milega” Ladka: “Sahab Abhi Tak Udhar Hi Thi, Aapke Order Ke Baad Nikalni Padi“ Must Read Hindi Jokes
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| Biwi Se Syanpanti Nahi Karni Chahiye Posted: 04 Feb 2015 03:43 PM PST Ek Aadmi Fauj Mein Tha Aur Har Mahine Biwi Ko Paise Bheja Karta Tha Ek Bar Us Ne Apni Biwi Ko Khat Likha: “Is Mahine Salary Ke Badle 100 Kiss Bhej Raha Hoon” Biwi Bhi Puri Tez Thi Palat Ke Jawab Bheja: “Aap Ki Salary Ke Badle 100 Kiss Milay, Hisab Bhej Rahi Hoon: Doodh Wala 2 Kiss Mein Hi Maan Gaya, Teacher Ko 7 Deni Padi, Sabzi Wala 7 Main Nahi Mana To 9 Dene Padi, Kiryanewala 9 Kiss Se Nahi Mana To Usko 5 Aur Di, Makaan Malik To Roz 6-7 Le Hi Jata Hai, Aap Chinta Mat Karna, Mere Pass Approx 35 Aur Hai, Yeh Mahina Aaram Se Kat Jayega.” Must Read Husband Wife Jokes
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