Non Veg Jokes - Jhanto Ki Safayi Karne Ka Naya Tarika

Non Veg Jokes - Jhanto Ki Safayi Karne Ka Naya Tarika


Jhanto Ki Safayi Karne Ka Naya Tarika

Posted: 15 Feb 2015 12:13 PM PST

Savita Babhi Aur Uski Ek Saheli Aapas Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe

Saheli: “Savita Yaar, Tu Niche Ki Shave Kab Kab Karti Hai?

Savita: “Yaar, Mere Ko Karne Ki Jarurat Hi Nahi Padti

Saheli Hairan Hoke: “Kyu?

Savita: “Mera Pati Baat Hi Esi Karta Hai Ki Sari Jhante Jal Jaati Hai

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Punjab Ki To Baat Hi Alag Hai

Posted: 15 Feb 2015 06:12 AM PST

Ek Bar Ek Pathan, Himachli Aur Santa Apas Mein Apne Desh Ke Bare Mein Baatein Kar Raha Thha

Pathan: “Hamare Registan Mein Awaz Maro Kushamdid To Vapis Awaz Ati Hai, Amid .. Amid

Himachli: “Hamare Pahado Mein Awaz Maro I Love You To Vapis Awaz Ati Hai, Luv U … Luv U

Santa: “Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi, Hamare Punjab Mein Awaz Maro Teri Maa Di To Vapis Awaz Ati Hai, Teri Bhen Di

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Bada Pareshan Hai Tere Bin Aajkal

Posted: 15 Feb 2015 03:45 AM PST

Bade Dino Baad Mall Mein Ex Girlfriend Pappu Ko Mili To Usne Pucha

“Bahut Dino Baad Mile Ho, Kaisa Hai Aajkal?”

Pappu: “Jeans Utar Ke Dekh Le Kaisa Hai Aajkal Pata Lag Jayega”

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Santa, Cycle Aur Ladki

Posted: 15 Feb 2015 12:10 AM PST

Ek Bar Santa Cycle Pe Gaanv (Village) Jaa Raha Tha.

Raste Mein Ek Sunder Si Ladki Ne Santa Se Lift Maangi

Santa Ne Usko Cycle Ke Aage Bitha Liya

Thodi Door Jane Par Ladki Ne Santa Se Pucha

Ladki: “Maine Suna Hai Ki Punjabi Logo Ka Lund Bahut Bada Hota Hai, Kya Ye Sach Hai?

Santa Bola: “Oye Kudiye, Is Baat Par Yakeen Kar Le Kyunki Ye Cycle Ladies Hai

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Kissa Bheemraj Ki Suhagrat Ka

Posted: 14 Feb 2015 06:08 PM PST

Hamara Ek Bahut Hi Khas Dost Thha Bheemraj, Bada Hi Sharif Aur Sidha Sadha Ladka Tha.

Jab Uski Shadi Hui Aur Agle Din Humne Us Se Pucha Ki Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi.

To Usne Badle Mein Jo Baat Batayi, Pahle To Hum Confuse Ho Gaye, Aur Jab Baat Samajh Mein Aayi To Has Has Ke Pagal Ho Gaye.

Pesh Hai Kissa Bheemraj Ki Suhagrat Ka

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Bheemraj Ki Shadi Hui, Patni Ke Sath Ache Se Suhagrat Mana Ke So Gaya.

Agle Din Subha Apni Patni Se Pucha: “Janu Raat Ko Kuch Maja Aaya?

Patni Ne Ulta Us Se Puch Liya: “Aap Ko Aaya Kya?

Vo Khush Hote Hue Patni Ke Mathe Ko Chum Kar Bola.

Bheemraj: “Haan Jaan, Sach Mein Bahut Maja Aya

Patni Khushi Se Bina Soche Samjhe Boli: “Dekh Lein, Aaj Tak Kisi Ko Shikayakat Ka Moka Nahi Diya

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Gandhigiri Time Mein Ladki Ka Rape

Posted: 14 Feb 2015 12:04 PM PST

Gandhi Ji Ke Time Mein Jab Gandhigiri Laago Thhi To

Ek Ladki Ke Muh Se Uske Rape Ke Baad Suna Gaya Ek Dialog

Ladki Ne Aaram Se Karwat Badli Aur Vinamarta Se Kaha

Ladki: “Shriman Agar Aapka Lund Ab Bhi Khada Hai To Lijiye Kripya Karke Meri Gand Bhi Mar Lijiye.

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