Non Veg Jokes - Santa Aur Gadhe Wale Ka Tamasha

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• Santa Aur Gadhe Wale Ka Tamasha
• Tere Pati Jese Same Function
• Bachha Aur i-Pill
• Pappu Ki Ladki Ko Offer

Santa Aur Gadhe Wale Ka Tamasha Posted: 12 Feb 2015 11:45 AM PST USA Mein Ek Tamasha Dikhane Wala Tamasha Kar Raha Tha Uske Pass Ek Gadha Thha, Tamashe Wale Ne Announce Kiya “Jo Is Gadhe Ko Hassa Dega Main Use $500 Dunga” Sab Log Ikathe Ho Gaye Aur Tarha Tarha Ki Harkate Ki Par Vo Gadha Na Hassa Sab Logo Ne Kaha Ki Ye Gadha Hass Hi Nahi Sakta, Tabhi Pass Se Santa Nikal Raha Thha Usne Ye Sab Suna Aur Bola Ki Main Is Gadhe Ko Hasa Sakta Hun Sab Logo Ne Uski Taraf Dekh Ke Majak Udaya Ki, Arey Ye Kya Hasayega Sab Log To Ispe Huste Hai Santa Ne Tamashe Wale Ko Kaha: “Jara Is Gadhe Ko Side Mein Bhejna” Tamashe Wale Ne Gadha Bhej Diya, Santa Ne Gadhe Ke Kaan Mein Kuch Kaha Aur Dekhte Hi Dekhte Gadha Zor Zor Se Hasne Lag Gaya Aur Zameen Pe Lot Pot Ho Gaya Tamashe Wale Ne Usko $500 De Diye Agle Din Vohi Tamashe Wala Fir Se Vaha Khada Tha Aur Usne Announcement Ki “Jo Bhi Mere Gadhe Ko Rula Dega, Usko $1000 Dunga” Logo Ne Fir Koshish Ki Par Gadha Na Roya, Itne Mein Santa Fir Udhar Se Nikla Usne Dekha Aur Kaha: “Lo Ye Bhi Koi Baat Hai Main Rula Deta Hun” Santa Fir Gadhe Ko Side Mein Le Gaya, Gadha Bade Zor Zor Se Rone Lag Gaya Ro Ro Ke Pagal Ho Gaya, Tamshe Wale Ne Santa Ko $1000 Diye Par Jaisi Hi Vo Jane Laga To Tamasha Wala Bola “Bhai Main Tujhe $500 Aur Dunga, Bas Ye Bata De Ki Tune Ye Kiya Kaisi?” Santa: “Yaar Eh To Badi Simple Gall Hai, Kal Mene Iske Kan Mein Kaha Ki Mera Loda Tere Lode Se Bada Hai” Tamashe Wala Hairan Hua Aur Usne Pucha: “Aaj Kya Kaha Jo Ye Rone Lag Gaya Hai?” Santa: “Aaj Mene Isko Loda Nikal Ke Dikha Diya“ Must Read Santa Banta Jokes Ek Dum Fresh & Taaza Choot Ab Roz Roz Condom Lagane Se Chutti Sex Karne Ka New Tarika, By Santa Singh Daddy Aap To Chutiya Ho Tight Chut Ka Maja Kaise Le?

Tere Pati Jese Same Function Posted: 12 Feb 2015 05:42 AM PST Ladka Ladki Se Bola: “Hello, I Love You” Ladki: “I Am Already Married Kuch To Tu Sharam Karle” Ladka: “Mujh Mein Bhi To Tere Pati Jaise Hi Function Hain” Ladki: “Saale Haraam Ke, Tu Bhi Mere Pati Ki Tarah Khusra Hai Kya?“ Must Read Insult Jokes Biwi Ho To Aisi, Mast Aur Bindaas Sabse Pehle Kya Karna Chahoge Piche Kya Lagati Hai Vo Ladki Samajh Ke Kuch Bhi Bol Doge Kya? Santa Ne Akhir Bus Pakad Hi Li

Bachha Aur i-Pill Posted: 11 Feb 2015 11:38 PM PST Ek Aurat Ke Bacha Paida Hua Delivery Ke Baad Bache Ki Mutthi Band Thhi Jab Doctors Ne Mutthi Ko Khol Ke Dekha To Uske Ek Haath Mein I-Pill Ki Goli Thhi Aur Likha Hua Thha Jaako Rakhe Saiyaan Maar Sake Na Koye Must Read Double Meaning Jokes Woh Mangti Thi Mein Deta Na Tha Kam Se Kam Bachho Ki To Sharam Kar Lo Ladki Ka Doodh Ko Istemal Karne Ka Tarika Double Meaning Question For Girlfriend Thand Mein Chudayi, Na Baba Na

Pappu Ki Ladki Ko Offer Posted: 11 Feb 2015 05:36 PM PST Class Mein Ek Nayi Ladki Aayi To Pappu Ka Tharki Mann Mein Usko Patane Ka Khayal Aya Vo Us Ladki Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola Pappu: “Agar Tum 1 Minute Mein Apna Weight 500grams Kam Kar Do To, Tum Bahut Hi Jyada Sunder Aur Sexy Lagogi, Aur Main Tumhe Pyar Bhi Karunga” Ladki Khush Hoke Boli: “Achha, Iske Liye Mujhe Kya Karna Hoga?” Pappu: “Bas Apne Kapde Utaar Do“ Must Read Teachers Jokes Kam Se Kam Bachho Ki To Sharam Kar Lo Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai? Bachhe Aisi Paida Hote Hai Madam Ji Juban Pe Kaboo Rakho Muth Marte Pakde Jane Pe Kya Bahana Mare?

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