Non Veg Jokes - Fauji Aisi To Nahi Hote?

Non Veg Jokes - Fauji Aisi To Nahi Hote?


Fauji Aisi To Nahi Hote?

Posted: 06 Feb 2015 10:06 AM PST

Gaanv Mein Ek Ladki Bhagi Bhagi Ghar Ke Ander Aayi Aur Apni Maa Se Boli

Ladki: “Maan Foji Aa Raha Hai

Maan: “Beti Andar Aaja Fojiyon Ki Niyat Kharab Hoti Hai

Ladki: “Magar Maan Foji Sardar Hai

Maan: “To Phir Bakriyan Bhi Andar Lele

Ladki: “Maan Foji Novjyot Singh Sidhu Hai

Maan: “To Phir Bakriyon Ke Sath Sath Murgiyan Bhi Andar Lele

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LIC Ki Policy Ka Fyada Ya Nuksan

Posted: 06 Feb 2015 04:02 AM PST

Ek Lic Insurance Agent Kaafi Dino Se Santa Ke Piche Pada Hua Tha Aur Usko Policy Bechne Ke Chakkar Mein Thha

Ek Din Aakhir Santa Ne Tang Aakar Usko Gar Par Bula Hi Liya.

Agent: “Sir, Policy Le Lijiye, Agar Aapko Kuch Hua To Aap Ke Bachho Ko Paise Milenge

Santa: “Agar Bachhe Naa Ho To?

Agent: “Aap Ki Biwi Ko Milenge

Santa: “Agar Biwi Naa Ho To?

Agent: “Maa-Baap Ko Milenge

Santa: “Agar Wo Bhi Naa Ho?

Agent: “Phir Behen-Bhaiyon Ko Milenge

Santa: “Koi Aisa Tariqa Batao Ki Paise Mujhe Mile?

Agent: “Sir, Aapko Paise Nahi Mil Sakte

Santa: “Yeh To Policy Na Hui, Meri Gaand Ho Gayi, Jo Har Koi Le Sakta Hai, Sirf Main Nahi Le Sakta

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Message From God

Posted: 05 Feb 2015 09:59 PM PST

A Very Important Message From God

To All Women Lying Under Somebody In Bed & Screaming

Oh My God…. Oh God…. Oh My Good God

Will Not Be Considered As Prayer.

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Ek Mahaan Bande Ka Vichar

Posted: 05 Feb 2015 03:53 PM PST

Ek Mahaan Bande Ka Vichar

Main Sirf Unhi Dino Ko Sex Karta Hoon

Jo “T” Se Start Hote Hai

Tuesday, Thursday, Thanksgiving,

Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday..

Every Thucking Day!

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