Posted: 18 Feb 2015 06:39 AM PST

Aaj Ka Taapman 45 Degree Celcius Hai,

Kripya Aap Apni Chaddi Mein ICE (Burf) Dal Le,

Warna Dono Ande Omlette Hone Aur Mombatti Pighalne Ki Sambhavna Hai.

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Love Marriage Wale Bhakt Ka Ek Sawal

Posted: 18 Feb 2015 12:37 AM PST

Baba Saxidas Ji Se Unke Ek Naujawan Bhakt Ne Ek Din Puchha

Ladka: “Baba Ji, Ek Hi Gotra Main Shaadi Kar Sakte Hain Kya?”

Baba Ji Pahle Muskuraye Aur Fir Badi Pyar Bhari Najro Se Uski Taraf Dekh Kar Bole

Baba Ji: “Beta Gotra Koi Bhi Chalega, Magar Mutra Wala Bhag Alag-Alag Hona Chahiye”

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Jisko Samajh Mein Na Aaye Vo Cartoon Network Dekhe :p

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Darr Ke Aage Hi Jeet Hai

Posted: 17 Feb 2015 06:36 PM PST

Santa Banta Ek Din Samunder Ke Kinare Ghoom Rahe The.

Achanak Se Ek Nangi Angrejan Ladki Unke Aage Aa Gayi.

Santa Ne Use Dekha Aur Dekhte Hi Dar Ke Baag Gaya.

Banta Ghar Aya To Usne Dare Hue Santa Se Puchha

Banta: “Oye, Tu Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bhag Kyun Gaya Tha?”

Santa Rote Hue: “Maa Kahti Hai, Nangi Ladki Ko Dekhne Se Patthar Ban Jaoge, Aur Mera Ek Hissa Kadak Bhi Hone Laga Tha“

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Aap Ki Akalmandi Ki Parakh

Posted: 17 Feb 2015 12:32 PM PST

Ladki Jab Sare Kapdey Utaar Leti Hai To Kya Hota Hai?

Socho

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Yaar Simple, Taar Khali Ho Jaati Hai

Kabhi To Sidha Socha Karo Yaar

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