Non Veg Jokes - Customer Se Sawal Nahi Karne Ka

Non Veg Jokes - Customer Se Sawal Nahi Karne Ka

Customer Se Sawal Nahi Karne Ka

Posted: 04 Sep 2014 08:58 AM PDT

Ladki Chemist Shop Pe Jaati Hai Aur Dukandar Ko Bolti Hai

Ladki: “Ek Condom Dena”

Dukandar: “Kis Liye?”

Ladki Gusse Se: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tere Baap Ko Gift Karungi, Taaki Tere Jaisa Kam Dimag Dusra Na Paida Ho“

Must Read Condom Jokes

Aur Bhi Hai Tere Alawa Yaad Karne Wale

Posted: 04 Sep 2014 02:48 AM PDT

Sex Karte Waqt Callgirl Ko Ek Hichhki Aayi, To Uper Chade Ladke Ne Puchha

Ladka: “Kya Hua?”

Ladki: “Jaldi Kar Be, Bahar Aur Bhi Hain Jo Hila Hila Ke Yaad Kar Rahe Hain“

Must Read Callgirls Jokes

Gorillas And Men Are The Same

Posted: 03 Sep 2014 09:15 PM PDT

A Married Couple At Zoo Walks Past A Gorilla Enclosure.

Says The Woman: “Mark, Do You Know That Gorillas Are The Only Animals Which Resemble Men In Their Behaviour? Look, Seeing That No One Is Looking, I”ll Expose One Of My Breasts To It & See How Horny It Gets Just As Men Do”

Mary Then Exposes One Of Her Breasts, And, Sure Enough The Gorilla Gets Excited And Grabs The Bars Of The Enclosure As If It Wanted To Break Free.

“See,” Says The Woman,

“Now, I Know Why You React The Way You Do, Men Can”t Control Their Animal Instincts Just Like Gorillas Can”t”

Says Mark: “Now Expose Both Breasts And Let Us See What Happens”

The Woman Exposes Both Breasts To The Gorilla And It Gets Very Excited And Is Now Desperately Trying To Escape From The Enclosure.

Says Mark: “This Is Incredible, Now, Pull Your Skirt Up, Turn Around And Expose Your Bum And Let Us See What Happens”

The Woman Pulls Her Skirt Up, Turns Around With Her Bum To The Gorilla, Which By Now, Was Extremely Aroused, Breaks Free From The Enclosure, Grabs The Woman And Starts Yanking The Clothes Off Her.

The Woman Yells: “Mark, What Do I Do Now? Please, Help Me”

Mark Replies: “Now, Tell Him You Have A Headache And You Are Not In Mood, Let Us See If Gorillas And Men Are The Same”

Must Read Husband Wife Jokes

Ek Khas Lori Ladko Ke Liye

Posted: 03 Sep 2014 08:45 PM PDT

Aajkal Ke Ladko Ko Neend Nahi Aati, Bistar Par Karvte Badalte Rahte Hai

To Ye Ek Khas Lori Un Ladko Ke Liye

Soja Bhai Soja,

Nindiya Rani Aayegi,

Blue Film Dikhayegi,

Tujhse Kareena Aur Malika Chudwayegi,

Tujhse Dudu Dabwayegi,

Baki Kahani Subah Teri Chaddi Khud Batayegi.

Must Read Hindi Jokes

Ab Ladkiya Darpok Na Rahi

Posted: 03 Sep 2014 02:44 PM PDT

Do Ladkiyaan Aadhi Raat Ko Bazar Mein Ghum Rahi Thi.

Ek Ko Dar Lagne Laga To Usne Dusri Ko Bola: “Yaar Bada Darr Lag Raha Hai”

Dusri Haste Hue Boli: “Dar Na Apna Konsa Koi Lund Ukhaad Lega“

Must Read Hindi Jokes
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Non Veg Jokes - Ladkiyo Ki Aadat Hai Faltu Ka Kharcha Karwane Ki

Non Veg Jokes - Ladkiyo Ki Aadat Hai Faltu Ka Kharcha Karwane Ki

Ladkiyo Ki Aadat Hai Faltu Ka Kharcha Karwane Ki

Posted: 03 Sep 2014 08:40 AM PDT

14 Saal Ka Ladka Apne Pados Ki Aunty Se Puchhta Hai,

Ladka: “Aunty, Ladkiyon Ko 12 Saal Ki Umar Mein Bachcha Hota Hai Kya?”

Aunty: “Nahi”

Ladka: “To Fir Apni Beti Ko Samjhao Na, Faltu Mein Condom Ka Kharcha Karwati Hai“

Must Read Hindi Jokes
» Panchhiyo Ko Bhi Pyaas Lagti Hai - Par Unka Paani Peene Ka Andaaz To Dekho

Sex Education Ka Period

Posted: 03 Sep 2014 02:33 AM PDT

Beta Apne Papa Se Bada Khush Hokar Bola: “Papa Ji Aaj Se School Main Ek Period Sex Education Ka Bhi Shuru Ho Gaya Hai”
Baap: “Beta Ye To Bahut Achhi Baat Hai, Lekin Tu Apni Lulli Kyu Hilla Raha Hai?”
Beta Se Bola: “Papa Teacher  Ne Yahi Toh Aaj Ka Homework Diya Hai“

Must Read Teachers Jokes

How Many Fingers Have I Got Up?

Posted: 02 Sep 2014 09:15 PM PDT

A Blonde Crossing The Road Gets Hit By A Truck.

The Truck Driver Jumps Out To Check On Her.

“Are You All Right?"” He Asks.

“Everything Is Just A Blur”," Says The Blonde As She's Lying On The Street.

The Man Holds His Hand In Front Of Her Face And Asks: "”How Many Fingers Have I Got Up?"”

“Oh, No!"” She Yells. "”Don't Tell Me I'm Paralyzed From The Waist Down Too!"”

Must Read English Jokes

Love Kya Hota Hai?

Posted: 02 Sep 2014 08:28 PM PDT

Teacher Students Se: “Love” Kya Hota Hai?”

Johnny: ”  “L” Ko Pakad Ke “O” Ko Daba Ke “V” Mein Ghussa Ke Jab “E” Ki Awaz Aaye To Use “Love” Kahte Hai“

Must Read Teachers Jokes

Main, Woh Aur Bhagwan Ke Darshan

Posted: 02 Sep 2014 02:23 PM PDT

Wo Kirtan Ka Samay Thha,
Main Dholak Baza Raha Tha,

Uske Haath Pooja Karne Ke Liye Uthe,
Suite Me Se Case Nazar Aane Lage,

Use Bhagwaan Ke Foot Nazar Aa Rahe The,
Aur Mujhe Football Nazar Aa Rahe The,

Must Read Hindi Jokes
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Non Veg Jokes - Bechare Jinn Logo Ki Bhi Kya Zindagi Hai

Non Veg Jokes - Bechare Jinn Logo Ki Bhi Kya Zindagi Hai

Bechare Jinn Logo Ki Bhi Kya Zindagi Hai

Posted: 02 Sep 2014 08:15 AM PDT

Ek Baar Ek Jinn Ka Mood Bana Ki Aaj Chal Ke Sharab Pee Jaye.

Par Vo Janta Thha Ki Jinn Ke Roop Mein Gaya To Sab Dar Ke Baag Jayenge.

To Usne Socha Ki Insaan Ke Roop Mein Kisi Beer Bar Mein Jaa Ke Pee Leta Hun.

Bar Mein Gaya Aur Ja Ke 12 Glass Whisky Pee Li.

Bar Keeper Ne Ye Dekha To Bada Hairan Hua Aur Us Se Pucha.

Bar Keeper: “Arrey Bhai Tere Ko Chadti Nahi Kya?”

Jinn: “Abey, Main Jinn Hun”

Bar Keeper: “Lo Chadd Gayi Bahan Ke Lode Ko“

Must Read Hindi Jokes

Ladki Ki Aatmkatha, Chudne Ki

Posted: 02 Sep 2014 02:11 AM PDT

Aaye Thhe Wo Itni Der Se Ki Mera Dil Jala Diya,
Pehle Kiwad Band Kiya Fir Deepak Ko Bujha Diya,

Pehle Khel Khelne Lage Mera Seena Tatolkar,
Fir Khel Khelne Lage Apna Underwear Kholkar,

Ek Jang Si Aisi Chid Gayi Mere Palang Par,
Gole Wali Top Rakh Di Usne Meri Surang Par

Yeh Tha Sirf 9 Minute Ka Mazaa,
Ab Bhog Rahi Hu 9 Mahine Ki Saza

9 Mahine Baad Ek Aisa Hoga Visfot,
Jo Ban Jayega Desh Ke Liye Ek Or Vote

Must Read Hindi Jokes

Mast Pichvada Ladki Ka

Posted: 01 Sep 2014 09:15 PM PDT

Ladki Metro Station Se Utar Ke Ghar Ki Taraf Ja Rahi Thi To Ek Manchale Ladke Ne Chedte Hue Kaha

“Bada Hi Mast Pichvada Le Rahi Ho Jaan”

Ladki Muskurate Hue: “Bhonsdi Ke Tu Bhi Gand Marwa Le Tera Bhi Ho Jayega”

Must Read Hindi Jokes

Sardar Ji Aur Inspector

Posted: 01 Sep 2014 08:10 PM PDT

Ek Baar Santa Ko Ek Car Takkar Maar Jaati Hai. Use Kuch Log Utha Ke Pass Ke Hospital Mein Jama Karva Dete Hai

Hosh Aane Pe Ek Police Inspector Uska Byan Lene Aata Hai Aur Santa Se Puchta Hai

“Jis Car Ne Aapko Takkar Mari Uska Rang Aur Number Kya Tha??”

Santa Ne Thoda Sa Socha Aur Jawab Diya:

“Rang Or Number To Mujhe Yaad Nahi Par Us Gadi Ko Jo Madam Chala Rahi Thi,
Uski Shirt Ke Do Buttons Khule Hue Thhe,
Lal Rang Ki Bra Dikh Rahi Thi,
Boobs Shayad 36 Size Ke Thhe,
Gale Mein Sone Ka Locket Tha,
Hath Mei Cigarette Pakdi Hui Thi,
Aur Haan Sir Ji, Uske Right Wale Boobs Pe Ek Til Bhi Tha.

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes

Mathematical Joke

Posted: 01 Sep 2014 02:05 PM PDT

Do You Like Math

Add A Bed,
Subtract Your Clothes
Divide Your Legs
Now We Both Can Multiply Easily.

Must Read Double Meaning Jokes
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Non Veg Jokes - Gaand Par Shayari

Non Veg Jokes - Gaand Par Shayari

Gaand Par Shayari

Posted: 01 Sep 2014 07:57 AM PDT

Chodumal Khan Saab Ka Ek Sher Arz Hai

Meri Gaand Par Main Fida,

Teri Gaand Par Tu Fida,

Meri Gaand Par Main Fida,

Teri Gaand Par Tu Fida.

Aur Jis Din Teri Gand Par Main Fida,

Us Din Beta Samajh Le Tu Chuda.

Must Read Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab

Haq To Santa Ka Bi Banta Hai

Posted: 01 Sep 2014 01:53 AM PDT

Bomb Blast Hone Per Minister Elaan Karta Hai.

Minister: “Bomb Blast Mein Marne Waalon Ko 5 Lakh Aur Zakhmi Ko 3 Lakh Dene Ka Elan Karta Hoon”

Santa Awaz Sun Ke Bola: “Aur Jinki Damake Se Sirf Gaand Fati Unka Kya Hoga?“

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes

What’s That Called Grandma?

Posted: 31 Aug 2014 09:15 PM PDT

Little Johnny Was 9 Years Old And Was Staying With His Grandmother For A Few Days..

He’d Been Playing Outside With The Other Kids,

When He Came Into The House And Asked Her

“Grandma, What’s That Called When Two People Sleep In The Same Bedroom And One Is On Top Of The Other?”

She Was A Little Taken Aback, But She Decided To Tell Him The Truth.

“Well, Dear, It’s Called Sexual Intercourse.”

“Oh” Little John Said: “Ok” And Went Back Outside To Play With The Other Kids.

A Few Minutes Later He Came Back In And Said Angrily,

“Grandma, It Isn’t Called Sexual Intercourse. It’s Called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy’s Mom Wants To Talk To You”

Must Read Questions Answers Jokes

Life Kutte Jaisi Ho Gayi Hai

Posted: 31 Aug 2014 07:51 PM PDT

Pati Patni Mein Jagda Ho Raha Tha, Pati Gusse Mein Aakar Bola: “Shadi Ke Baad To Meri Life Kutte Ke Jaisi Ho Gayi Hai.”

Patni: “Kutte Se Kya Barabari Karte Ho, Woh Toh Ek Ghantey Tak Phasa Ke Rakhta Hai Tumhara Toh 1 Minute Mein Nikal Jata Hain….”

Must Read Husband Wife Jokes

Urdu Speaking Women Have Mostly Big Breasts?

Posted: 31 Aug 2014 01:46 PM PDT

Why Do The Urdu Speaking Women Have Mostly Big Breasts?

Kyunki Jab Bhi Unhe Koi Milta Hai Vo Bolti Hai: “Aa.. Daab, Aa.. Daab“

Must Read Questions Answers Jokes
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