Non Veg Jokes - Aajke Mausam Ki Bavishyavaani

Non Veg Jokes - Aajke Mausam Ki Bavishyavaani


Aajke Mausam Ki Bavishyavaani

Posted: 18 Feb 2015 06:39 AM PST

Aaj Ka Taapman 45 Degree Celcius Hai,

Kripya Aap Apni Chaddi Mein ICE (Burf) Dal Le,

Warna Dono Ande Omlette Hone Aur Mombatti Pighalne Ki Sambhavna Hai.

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Love Marriage Wale Bhakt Ka Ek Sawal

Posted: 18 Feb 2015 12:37 AM PST

Baba Saxidas Ji Se Unke Ek Naujawan Bhakt Ne Ek Din Puchha

Ladka: “Baba Ji, Ek Hi Gotra Main Shaadi Kar Sakte Hain Kya?

Baba Ji Pahle Muskuraye Aur Fir Badi Pyar Bhari Najro Se Uski Taraf Dekh Kar Bole

Baba Ji: “Beta Gotra Koi Bhi Chalega, Magar Mutra Wala Bhag Alag-Alag Hona Chahiye

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Jisko Samajh Mein Na Aaye Vo Cartoon Network Dekhe :p

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Darr Ke Aage Hi Jeet Hai

Posted: 17 Feb 2015 06:36 PM PST

Santa Banta Ek Din Samunder Ke Kinare Ghoom Rahe The.

Achanak Se Ek Nangi Angrejan Ladki Unke Aage Aa Gayi.

Santa Ne Use Dekha Aur Dekhte Hi Dar Ke Baag Gaya.

Banta Ghar Aya To Usne Dare Hue Santa Se Puchha

Banta: “Oye, Tu Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bhag Kyun Gaya Tha?

Santa Rote Hue: “Maa Kahti Hai, Nangi Ladki Ko Dekhne Se Patthar Ban Jaoge, Aur Mera Ek Hissa Kadak Bhi Hone Laga Tha

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Aap Ki Akalmandi Ki Parakh

Posted: 17 Feb 2015 12:32 PM PST

Ladki Jab Sare Kapdey Utaar Leti Hai To Kya Hota Hai?

Socho

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Yaar Simple, Taar Khali Ho Jaati Hai

Kabhi To Sidha Socha Karo Yaar

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Non Veg Jokes - Kanya Hit Me Jaari, Baba Ji Ki Salaah

Non Veg Jokes - Kanya Hit Me Jaari, Baba Ji Ki Salaah


Kanya Hit Me Jaari, Baba Ji Ki Salaah

Posted: 17 Feb 2015 06:29 AM PST

Ladkiyon Ke Liye Baba Sexydas Ji Ki Ek Nek Salah:

Sex Karte Samaye Condom Jaroor Use Kare Kyunki

Condom – Rs.5

I-Pill – Rs.120

Moral: Save Money And Save Future (Kanya Hit Me Jaari)

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Saxidas Ka Doha Kalyug Ke Liye

Posted: 17 Feb 2015 12:25 AM PST

Saxidas Ka Doha Kalyug Ke Liye

Saxidas Ji Keh Gaye, Ek Din Esa Kalyug Aayega

Chut Chudegi Vibrator Se, Lun Khada Door Royega

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Aajkal Ke Harami Sasur

Posted: 16 Feb 2015 06:24 PM PST

Raat Ko Andhere Ka Fayda Utha Kar Sasur Ne Soyi Bahu Ke Boobs Dabaye To Bahu Chilla Kar Boli

Bahu: “Ye Aap Kya Kar Rahe Hai, Sharam Nahi Aati

Sasu Gabra Ke: “Maaf Karna Bahu, Andhere Mein Mujhe Laga Tumhari Saas Hai

Bahu Gusse Se: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tujhe Uble Hue Ande (Egg) Or Omlet Mein Faraq Nahi Pata Chalta Kya?

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Best SMS Ever Between Boy-Friend And Girl-Friend

Posted: 16 Feb 2015 12:23 PM PST

Best SMS Ever Between Boy-Friend And Girl-Friend

Boy: “Call Me Shona.

Girl: “Shona :)

Boy: “Call Me Baby.

Girl: “Baby :)

Boy: “Call Me Janu.

Girl: “Janu :)

Boy: “Bahan Ki Lodi, Call Kar Mujhe

Girl: “Ooops Sorry Sorry

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Non Veg Jokes - Difference Between Problem And Challenge

Non Veg Jokes - Difference Between Problem And Challenge


Difference Between Problem And Challenge

Posted: 16 Feb 2015 06:21 AM PST

What Is The Difference Between Problem And Challenge, Teacher Asked Johnny.

Johnny: 3 Boys + 1 Girl On A Bed = Problem, 1 Boy + 3 Girls On A Bed = Challenge!!

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Sote Waqt Saas Ko Lene Me Dikkat Hoti Hai

Posted: 16 Feb 2015 12:18 AM PST

Hospital Mein Doctor Ke Paas Ek Banda Gaya Aur Doctor Ne Pucha: “Kya Takleef Hai?

Mariz: “Sote Waqt Saas Ko Lene Me Dikkat Hoti Hai

Doctor: “Aaj Se Dus Din Tak Sote Waqt Saas Ko Nahi Saali Ko Lo!

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What A Fucking Fuck?

Posted: 15 Feb 2015 08:15 PM PST

A Lady Hypnotized The Whole Audience In A Hall With A Pendulum

Suddenly, The Pendulum Fell Down

She Said “Fuck

Imagine The Mess After That….!!

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The Pure Urdu Name For Condom

Posted: 15 Feb 2015 06:15 PM PST

The Pure Urdu Name For Condom:

Ghilaaf-E-Auzaar-E-Mazaa-E-Mohabbat Bandish-E-Izaafaa-E-Nasal.

Kuch Tamiz Seekh Lo, Hamesha Fugga-Fugga Karte Rehte Ho

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Non Veg Jokes - Jhanto Ki Safayi Karne Ka Naya Tarika

Non Veg Jokes - Jhanto Ki Safayi Karne Ka Naya Tarika


Jhanto Ki Safayi Karne Ka Naya Tarika

Posted: 15 Feb 2015 12:13 PM PST

Savita Babhi Aur Uski Ek Saheli Aapas Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe

Saheli: “Savita Yaar, Tu Niche Ki Shave Kab Kab Karti Hai?

Savita: “Yaar, Mere Ko Karne Ki Jarurat Hi Nahi Padti

Saheli Hairan Hoke: “Kyu?

Savita: “Mera Pati Baat Hi Esi Karta Hai Ki Sari Jhante Jal Jaati Hai

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Punjab Ki To Baat Hi Alag Hai

Posted: 15 Feb 2015 06:12 AM PST

Ek Bar Ek Pathan, Himachli Aur Santa Apas Mein Apne Desh Ke Bare Mein Baatein Kar Raha Thha

Pathan: “Hamare Registan Mein Awaz Maro Kushamdid To Vapis Awaz Ati Hai, Amid .. Amid

Himachli: “Hamare Pahado Mein Awaz Maro I Love You To Vapis Awaz Ati Hai, Luv U … Luv U

Santa: “Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi, Hamare Punjab Mein Awaz Maro Teri Maa Di To Vapis Awaz Ati Hai, Teri Bhen Di

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Bada Pareshan Hai Tere Bin Aajkal

Posted: 15 Feb 2015 03:45 AM PST

Bade Dino Baad Mall Mein Ex Girlfriend Pappu Ko Mili To Usne Pucha

“Bahut Dino Baad Mile Ho, Kaisa Hai Aajkal?”

Pappu: “Jeans Utar Ke Dekh Le Kaisa Hai Aajkal Pata Lag Jayega”

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Santa, Cycle Aur Ladki

Posted: 15 Feb 2015 12:10 AM PST

Ek Bar Santa Cycle Pe Gaanv (Village) Jaa Raha Tha.

Raste Mein Ek Sunder Si Ladki Ne Santa Se Lift Maangi

Santa Ne Usko Cycle Ke Aage Bitha Liya

Thodi Door Jane Par Ladki Ne Santa Se Pucha

Ladki: “Maine Suna Hai Ki Punjabi Logo Ka Lund Bahut Bada Hota Hai, Kya Ye Sach Hai?

Santa Bola: “Oye Kudiye, Is Baat Par Yakeen Kar Le Kyunki Ye Cycle Ladies Hai

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Kissa Bheemraj Ki Suhagrat Ka

Posted: 14 Feb 2015 06:08 PM PST

Hamara Ek Bahut Hi Khas Dost Thha Bheemraj, Bada Hi Sharif Aur Sidha Sadha Ladka Tha.

Jab Uski Shadi Hui Aur Agle Din Humne Us Se Pucha Ki Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi.

To Usne Badle Mein Jo Baat Batayi, Pahle To Hum Confuse Ho Gaye, Aur Jab Baat Samajh Mein Aayi To Has Has Ke Pagal Ho Gaye.

Pesh Hai Kissa Bheemraj Ki Suhagrat Ka

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Bheemraj Ki Shadi Hui, Patni Ke Sath Ache Se Suhagrat Mana Ke So Gaya.

Agle Din Subha Apni Patni Se Pucha: “Janu Raat Ko Kuch Maja Aaya?

Patni Ne Ulta Us Se Puch Liya: “Aap Ko Aaya Kya?

Vo Khush Hote Hue Patni Ke Mathe Ko Chum Kar Bola.

Bheemraj: “Haan Jaan, Sach Mein Bahut Maja Aya

Patni Khushi Se Bina Soche Samjhe Boli: “Dekh Lein, Aaj Tak Kisi Ko Shikayakat Ka Moka Nahi Diya

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Gandhigiri Time Mein Ladki Ka Rape

Posted: 14 Feb 2015 12:04 PM PST

Gandhi Ji Ke Time Mein Jab Gandhigiri Laago Thhi To

Ek Ladki Ke Muh Se Uske Rape Ke Baad Suna Gaya Ek Dialog

Ladki Ne Aaram Se Karwat Badli Aur Vinamarta Se Kaha

Ladki: “Shriman Agar Aapka Lund Ab Bhi Khada Hai To Lijiye Kripya Karke Meri Gand Bhi Mar Lijiye.

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