Non Veg Jokes - Punjabi Lady Ki Daily Routine? |
- Punjabi Lady Ki Daily Routine?
- Indian Lunn With Vibrator Twist
- Choot Kya Hoti Hai?
- Saas Bahu Ka Jhagda
- Ladki Ki Salary Aur Kamayi
- Do You Want To Try 69 Position Too?
- Tarzan And Sex
- Salery Ladki Ke Periods Ki Tarha Hoti Hai
| Punjabi Lady Ki Daily Routine? Posted: 29 Jul 2014 11:46 AM PDT Ek Baar Ek Angrejan (English Woman) Ne Punjabi Aurat Se Pucha “What Is Your Daily Routine?” Punjabi Woman: “Haye Behna Saada Ki Kahna, Sara Din Chulley (Stove) Te, Sari Raat Lulley Te“ Must Read Hindi Jokes
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| Indian Lunn With Vibrator Twist Posted: 29 Jul 2014 05:41 AM PDT Ek Baar Swami Lunnacharya Ji Apne Bhakto Ko Pravachan De Ke Uthe. To Ek Angrej Ladki, Jo Unke Pravachan Se Bahut Impress Ho Chuki Thi, Unhhe Apne Sath Sex Karne Ka Offer Diya. Ladki Jawan Aur Bahut Khubsurat Thi Aur Apne Swami Ji Bhi Tharki Thhe, Unhone Offer Accept Kar Liya. Angrejan Ko Le Gaye Apne Kamre Mein Aur Sex Karna Shuru Kar Diya. Jaisa Ki Aapko Pata Hai Wo Buddhe The, Aur Shareer Mein Jaan Kam Thhi, Sex Karte Karte Achanak Kaanpne Lage. Ladki Ne Bahut Pyaar Se Puchha: “Kya Hua Swaami Ji? Aap Kaamp Kyu Rahe Ho?” Ab Swami Ji Akhir Thhe To Sachhe Desh Bhakat, Unhone Socha Ye To Bahar Jake India Ki Beizzjti Kar Degi, Kuch Soch Ke Bole Lunnacharya: “Bachha Wo Kya Hai, Tum Logo Ko To Vibrators Lene Ki Adat Hai, Mene Socha Indian Lunn With Vibrator Twist De Du, Kam Se Kam Yad To Rakhogi Swami Ji Ko“ Must Read Swami Lunnacharya Jokes
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| Posted: 28 Jul 2014 11:39 PM PDT Baba Saxidas Se Ek Din Media Mein Ek Aadmi Ne Sawal Pucha Aadmi: “Baba Aap To Gayani Hai Kya Aap Explain Karenge Ki Choot Kya Hoti Hai” Baba Ji Ne Samjhaya: Bachha, 2 Pavitra Janghon Ke Beech Wo Mahan Gufa Jahan Shri Lund Ji Maharaj Khadi Mudra Mein Andar Jate Hai Aur Murchhit Avastha Mein Vapis Bahar Aate Hai. Usko Choot Kahte Hai? Must Read Baba Saxidas Jokes
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| Posted: 28 Jul 2014 05:37 PM PDT Saas Apni Bahu Ke Roj Roj Ke Jhagdo Se Tang Thhi Tang Aa Kar Sas Boli: “Aaj Aane De Mere Bete Ko, Usse Beth Ke Tassali Se Tumhari Kartoote Bataungi” Bahu: “Maaji, Koi Fayda Nahi” Saas: “Kyu?”
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| Posted: 28 Jul 2014 11:32 AM PDT Ladki Dekhne Ke Liye Ladke Wale Ladki Walo Ke Ghar Gaye. Ladke Wale: “Hamara Beta PWD Mein Cleark Hai. 5000 Salary Hai Aur Uppar Se 25000 Kamaata Hai.” Ladki Wale: “Hamari Beti Nurse Hai. 3000 Salary Hai Aur Neeeche Se 30000 Kamaati Hai.” Must Read Double Meaning Jokes
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| Do You Want To Try 69 Position Too? Posted: 28 Jul 2014 05:27 AM PDT Once A Girl Is Quite Fantasized About “69“. She Has A Regular Boyfriend And They Have Never Done It Before. One Day She Invites Her Boyfriend To Her Apartment For Romantic Dinner. After Heavy Dinner, She Tells Him That She Wants To Do “69″. But The Boyfriend Doesn’t Have Any Idea About What Is 69. Girlfriend Gets Upset But Thinks That She Can Teach Him How To Do 69. She Asks Him To Lay Down… And She Then Lays On Top Of Him In Reverse Direction So As In 69. The Boyfriend Is Confused But Is Eager To Know About 69. So He Does As The GF Tells Him To Do. They Lay Down In This Position For About 2 Min. She Is Thinking That He Will, By The Time, Get Excited By This. But Suddenly The GF Has To Let Go One Fart… Directly On Her BF’s Face. GF Quickly Apologizes And Asks Him To Stay In That Position For Some More Time. After One Min She Has To Let Go One Another Fart…. This Time Bigger Than The Previous. The BF Quickly Throws Her Away, Gets Up, Starts Dressing Up And Yells At Her.. “If You Think I Am Gonna Take 67 More Like This, You Are Mad“ Must Read English Jokes
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| Posted: 27 Jul 2014 11:25 PM PDT One Day Jane Met Tarzan In The Jungle. She Was Very Attracted To Him And During Her Questions About His Life She Asked Him What He Did For Sex. “What’s That?” He Asked. She Explained To Him What Sex Was And He Said: “Oh, I Use A Hole In The Trunk Of A Tree.” “Tarzan, You Have It All Wrong,” She Says Horrified, “But I Will Show You How To Do It Properly.” She Took Off Her Clothes, Laid Down On The Ground And Spread Her Legs Wide. “Here,” She Said, “You Must Put It In Here.” Tarzan Removed His Loincloth, Stepped Closer And Then Gave Her An Almighty Kick In The Crotch. Jane Rolled Around In Agony. Eventually She Managed To Gasp, “What The Hell Did You Do That For?” “Just Checking For Bees,” Said Tarzan. Must Read English Jokes
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| Salery Ladki Ke Periods Ki Tarha Hoti Hai Posted: 27 Jul 2014 05:21 PM PDT Salery Ladki Ke Periods Ki Tarha Hoti Hai Month Mein Ek Baar Aati Hai Sirf 4-5 Din Ke Liye Hi Rukti Hai Chud Gayi Must Read Hindi Jokes
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