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Non Veg Jokes - Ye Kya Hai Daddy?

Non Veg Jokes - Ye Kya Hai Daddy?


Ye Kya Hai Daddy?

Posted: 22 Feb 2015 01:18 AM PST

Ek Bar Baap Beta Medical Store Mein Gaye.

Baap Ne Ek Condoms Ka Pack Liya

Ladka: “Ye Kya Hai Daddy?

Baap: “Ye Chuhe (Mouse) Marne Ki Dawayi Hai

Ladka: “Oh Benchod, Cho.Ot Mein Bhi Chuhe

Must Read Father Son Jokes

Sardar Ji Aur Jocky Ki Chaddi

Posted: 22 Feb 2015 01:18 AM PST

Santa Ne Shehar Jaake Jockey Ki Chaddi Kharidi Aur Socha Gaanv Jake Sabko Dikhaunga

Agle Din Gaanv Mein Sabko Usne Dhoti Utha Utha Ke Chaddi Dikhayi

Jab Ghar Vapis Aa Kar Usne Aalmari Kholi To Behosh Ho Gaya

Kyunki

Jockey Ki Chaddi To Almari Mein Hi Thi.

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes

You Cant Express Your Feelings

Posted: 21 Feb 2015 07:15 PM PST

According To William Sexfear

You May Be Loving Your Girlfriend Very Deeply

But You Cant Express It More Than 6-7 Inches Deep.

Must Read William Sexfear Jokes

What Is The Height Of Shock?

Posted: 21 Feb 2015 01:12 PM PST

What Is The Height Of Shock?

When You Are Doing Sex With A Pregnant Lady And Suddenly A Hand Grabs Your Dick From Inside!

Must Read Questions Answers Jokes

Non Veg Jokes - Why Don’t They Take Guys In The Advertisement Of Kurkure?

Non Veg Jokes - Why Don’t They Take Guys In The Advertisement Of Kurkure?


Why Don’t They Take Guys In The Advertisement Of Kurkure?

Posted: 21 Feb 2015 07:12 AM PST

Why Don’t They Take Guys In The Advertisement Of Kurkure?

Reason: Imagine A Guy Saying Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai

Must Read Questions Answers Jokes

Condom Use Karne Se Enjoyment Mein Koi Farak Nahi Padta

Posted: 21 Feb 2015 01:09 AM PST

Teacher Sex Education Ke Period Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha.

Teacher: “Sex Ke Time Condom Use Karne Se Safety Rahti Hai Aur Enjoyment Mein Fark Nahi Padta.

Ek Ladki Jisne Pahle Sex Kiya Hua Thha, Ye Sun Kar Boli.

Ladki: “Mam, Polytheen Mein Rasgulla Daal Ke Chooso, Pata Chal Jayega Ki Farak Padta Hai Ya Nahi?

Must Read Teachers Jokes

Uh Aah Ki Awaj Nahi Nikali

Posted: 20 Feb 2015 07:07 PM PST

Suhagrat Ki Raat Ko Aadmi Ne Apni Wife Se Poocha: “Tumne Koi Bhi Uh Aah Ki Awaj Nahi Nikali, Kyu?

Wife: “Arey Ye Sab Karne Ki Aadat To Maine 18 Saal Ki Umar Mein Hi Chod Di Thhi

Must Read Husband Wife Jokes

Aakhir Dulhan Ne Sach Bol Hi Diya

Posted: 20 Feb 2015 01:03 PM PST

Suhaagrat Ki Raat Ko Dulha-Dulhan Se Puchhta Hai.

Dulha: “Sach-Sach Bata Kabhi Kiya Hai Ki Nahi?

Dulhan: “Nahi Jaanu, Kabhi Kiya Nahi, Bas Hamesha Karwaya Hai

Must Read Suhagraat Jokes
» Rajinikant Vakiye Hi Ek Aisi Cheez Hai Jo Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hai - Aaj Bhi Usne Ek Aisa Karnaama Kar Dikhaya Jisko Dekh Ke Aapke Hosh Ud Jayenge

Mallika Sherawat Ki Problem

Posted: 20 Feb 2015 07:02 AM PST

Mallika Sherawat Badi Dukhi Si Hokar Apne Family Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli.

Mallika Sherawat: “Doctor Saab, Aajkal Bahut Thak Jati Hun, Lagta Hai Khoon Kam Ho Gaya Hai

Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Pucha: “Periods Ke Waqt Kitna Loss Hota Hai?

Mallika Sochte Hue: “Kam Se Kam 4-5 Lakh Rupaye Ka To Ho Hi Jata Hai

Must Read Double Meaning Jokes

Non Veg Jokes - Aakhir Esa Kyu Hua Thha, Aaj Pata Chala

Non Veg Jokes - Aakhir Esa Kyu Hua Thha, Aaj Pata Chala


Aakhir Esa Kyu Hua Thha, Aaj Pata Chala

Posted: 20 Feb 2015 12:58 AM PST

Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Se Puchha.

Teacher: “Dhritrashtra Ke 100 Putra The, Aur Pandu Ke Sirf 5, Aisa Kyu?

Chinki Huste Hue: “Mam, Kyuki Jinki Aankhen Hoti Hai, Unhe Aur Bhi Kaam Hote Hai

Must Read Teachers Jokes

Police Se Bachne Ki Scheme To Achi Thi

Posted: 19 Feb 2015 06:55 PM PST

Ek Baar 3 Chor Nilesh, Rathee Aur Lalit Police Se Chhup Ke 3 Boriyon Mein Ghus Gaye.

Police Wala Aaya, Usne Pehli Bori Mein Laat Mari.

Nilesh Bola: “Bhow-Bhow

Police Wala: “Kutta Hai

Dusri Bori Mein Laat Mari.

Rathee Bola: “Meoooowwwww

Police Wala: “Billi Hai

Teesri Bori Mein Laat Mari,

Koi Awaaz Nahi Aayi.

Phir Mari, Koi Awaz Nahi.

20-25 Laat Maari To Andar Se Lalit Chillaya: “Abey Bahan Ke Lode, Aaloo Hoon Aaloo

Must Read Hindi Jokes
» Life Se Bore Ho Chuke Ho? Kuch Fun Chahiye - To Use Kare Ye Idea, Vakiye Hi Aapka Din Toofani Nikalega

Define A Ture Harami?

Posted: 19 Feb 2015 12:53 PM PST

Define A Ture Harami?

A Harami Is Someone Who Visits A Medical Store,

Instead Of An Ice Cream Parlour When

His Girlfriend Says: “I Love Strawberry Flavor

Must Read Questions Answers Jokes
» Romoe And Juliet Ki Story Sabne Suni Hai, Par Real Life Mein Isne Sabit Kar Diya Ki - Ye Sacha Romeo Hai Aur Vo Uski Juliet