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Non Veg Jokes - Ye Kya Hai Daddy?
Non Veg Jokes - Ye Kya Hai Daddy? |
- Ye Kya Hai Daddy?
- Sardar Ji Aur Jocky Ki Chaddi
- You Cant Express Your Feelings
- What Is The Height Of Shock?
| Posted: 22 Feb 2015 01:18 AM PST Ek Bar Baap Beta Medical Store Mein Gaye. Baap Ne Ek Condoms Ka Pack Liya Ladka: “Ye Kya Hai Daddy?” Baap: “Ye Chuhe (Mouse) Marne Ki Dawayi Hai” Ladka: “Oh Benchod, Cho.Ot Mein Bhi Chuhe“ Must Read Father Son Jokes
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| Posted: 22 Feb 2015 01:18 AM PST Santa Ne Shehar Jaake Jockey Ki Chaddi Kharidi Aur Socha Gaanv Jake Sabko Dikhaunga Agle Din Gaanv Mein Sabko Usne Dhoti Utha Utha Ke Chaddi Dikhayi Jab Ghar Vapis Aa Kar Usne Aalmari Kholi To Behosh Ho Gaya Kyunki “Jockey Ki Chaddi To Almari Mein Hi Thi.“ Must Read Santa Banta Jokes
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| You Cant Express Your Feelings Posted: 21 Feb 2015 07:15 PM PST According To William Sexfear You May Be Loving Your Girlfriend Very Deeply But You Cant Express It More Than 6-7 Inches Deep. Must Read William Sexfear Jokes
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| Posted: 21 Feb 2015 01:12 PM PST What Is The Height Of Shock? When You Are Doing Sex With A Pregnant Lady And Suddenly A Hand Grabs Your Dick From Inside! Must Read Questions Answers Jokes
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Non Veg Jokes - Why Don’t They Take Guys In The Advertisement Of Kurkure?
Non Veg Jokes - Why Don’t They Take Guys In The Advertisement Of Kurkure? |
- Why Don’t They Take Guys In The Advertisement Of Kurkure?
- Condom Use Karne Se Enjoyment Mein Koi Farak Nahi Padta
- Uh Aah Ki Awaj Nahi Nikali
- Aakhir Dulhan Ne Sach Bol Hi Diya
- Mallika Sherawat Ki Problem
| Why Don’t They Take Guys In The Advertisement Of Kurkure? Posted: 21 Feb 2015 07:12 AM PST Why Don’t They Take Guys In The Advertisement Of Kurkure? Reason: Imagine A Guy Saying Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai Must Read Questions Answers Jokes
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| Condom Use Karne Se Enjoyment Mein Koi Farak Nahi Padta Posted: 21 Feb 2015 01:09 AM PST Teacher Sex Education Ke Period Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha. Teacher: “Sex Ke Time Condom Use Karne Se Safety Rahti Hai Aur Enjoyment Mein Fark Nahi Padta.” Ek Ladki Jisne Pahle Sex Kiya Hua Thha, Ye Sun Kar Boli. Ladki: “Mam, Polytheen Mein Rasgulla Daal Ke Chooso, Pata Chal Jayega Ki Farak Padta Hai Ya Nahi?“ Must Read Teachers Jokes
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| Posted: 20 Feb 2015 07:07 PM PST Suhagrat Ki Raat Ko Aadmi Ne Apni Wife Se Poocha: “Tumne Koi Bhi Uh Aah Ki Awaj Nahi Nikali, Kyu?” Wife: “Arey Ye Sab Karne Ki Aadat To Maine 18 Saal Ki Umar Mein Hi Chod Di Thhi“ Must Read Husband Wife Jokes
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| Aakhir Dulhan Ne Sach Bol Hi Diya Posted: 20 Feb 2015 01:03 PM PST Suhaagrat Ki Raat Ko Dulha-Dulhan Se Puchhta Hai. Dulha: “Sach-Sach Bata Kabhi Kiya Hai Ki Nahi?” Dulhan: “Nahi Jaanu, Kabhi Kiya Nahi, Bas Hamesha Karwaya Hai“ Must Read Suhagraat Jokes
» Rajinikant Vakiye Hi Ek Aisi Cheez Hai Jo Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hai - Aaj Bhi Usne Ek Aisa Karnaama Kar Dikhaya Jisko Dekh Ke Aapke Hosh Ud Jayenge |
| Posted: 20 Feb 2015 07:02 AM PST Mallika Sherawat Badi Dukhi Si Hokar Apne Family Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli. Mallika Sherawat: “Doctor Saab, Aajkal Bahut Thak Jati Hun, Lagta Hai Khoon Kam Ho Gaya Hai” Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Pucha: “Periods Ke Waqt Kitna Loss Hota Hai?” Mallika Sochte Hue: “Kam Se Kam 4-5 Lakh Rupaye Ka To Ho Hi Jata Hai“ Must Read Double Meaning Jokes
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Non Veg Jokes - Aakhir Esa Kyu Hua Thha, Aaj Pata Chala
Non Veg Jokes - Aakhir Esa Kyu Hua Thha, Aaj Pata Chala |
- Aakhir Esa Kyu Hua Thha, Aaj Pata Chala
- Police Se Bachne Ki Scheme To Achi Thi
- Define A Ture Harami?
| Aakhir Esa Kyu Hua Thha, Aaj Pata Chala Posted: 20 Feb 2015 12:58 AM PST Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Se Puchha. Teacher: “Dhritrashtra Ke 100 Putra The, Aur Pandu Ke Sirf 5, Aisa Kyu?” Chinki Huste Hue: “Mam, Kyuki Jinki Aankhen Hoti Hai, Unhe Aur Bhi Kaam Hote Hai“ Must Read Teachers Jokes
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| Police Se Bachne Ki Scheme To Achi Thi Posted: 19 Feb 2015 06:55 PM PST Ek Baar 3 Chor Nilesh, Rathee Aur Lalit Police Se Chhup Ke 3 Boriyon Mein Ghus Gaye. Police Wala Aaya, Usne Pehli Bori Mein Laat Mari. Nilesh Bola: “Bhow-Bhow” Police Wala: “Kutta Hai” Dusri Bori Mein Laat Mari. Rathee Bola: “Meoooowwwww” Police Wala: “Billi Hai” Teesri Bori Mein Laat Mari, Koi Awaaz Nahi Aayi. Phir Mari, Koi Awaz Nahi. 20-25 Laat Maari To Andar Se Lalit Chillaya: “Abey Bahan Ke Lode, Aaloo Hoon Aaloo“ Must Read Hindi Jokes
» Life Se Bore Ho Chuke Ho? Kuch Fun Chahiye - To Use Kare Ye Idea, Vakiye Hi Aapka Din Toofani Nikalega |
| Posted: 19 Feb 2015 12:53 PM PST Define A Ture Harami? A Harami Is Someone Who Visits A Medical Store, Instead Of An Ice Cream Parlour When His Girlfriend Says: “I Love Strawberry Flavor“ Must Read Questions Answers Jokes
» Romoe And Juliet Ki Story Sabne Suni Hai, Par Real Life Mein Isne Sabit Kar Diya Ki - Ye Sacha Romeo Hai Aur Vo Uski Juliet |
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